Talking Dog

Ana Laura · 2004-10-10, 01:41 PM

One day down in Alabama, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale".
He rings the bell and the owner, Bubba, tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard
and sees a black lab just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government,
so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running"..."The jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. "So I signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies,
and now I'm retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars".

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"He's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

2004-10-10, 01:41 PM	#1
Ana Laura Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 11	Talking Dog One day down in Alabama, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale". He rings the bell and the owner, Bubba, tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black lab just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running"..."The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. "So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars". The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit." __________________ -------- Ana Laura B. ICQ: 567-483 http://www.IwantU.com Our members get laid and our affiliates get paid