$1 Per 100 Words - Writing Service

Useless · 2012-01-23, 08:09 PM

I have only two talents: cunnilingus and writing. Since being a man-whore is currently illegal in my community, I have decided to whore out my writing skills. I can create either lengthy gallery descriptions, reviews, or blog posts at one dollar per 100 words.

My fee:
100 words - $1
200 words - $2
300 words - $3
400 words - $4

Are you beginning to see the pattern? Excellent!
According to my calculator, $100 would buy you 100 one hundred word posts OR 50 two hundred word posts OR 33 three hundred word posts OR 25 four hundred word posts OR 20 five hundred word posts.

I can take orders of any size. Just send me a list of links to the galleries, pages, content, whatever, that you'd like me to write about, and I shall get started. Small orders (10-20 posts) should be completed in about a day.

This is a writing service only. All that you'll receive from me is a text file. This service does not include cropping photos or embedding content within the text. Can I do it? Of course, but such services would double the fee.

I only accept Paypal and would appreciate payment in advance. If you are intending to contract me for a large order, I'll be happy to write a few pieces before payment to ensure that you like my writing style.

Send me a private message or email me at webmaster | at | maladaptedmedia.com for orders or information.

Bill · 2012-01-23, 09:12 PM

adapt or die.

It's curious, that dichotomy in the economic valuation of sexual skills. Brain structures and cultural imprinting and herd imperatives.

Biology is destiny.

I think I'm grateful not to have been fated with the female neuroharness. This male neuroharness blows chunks, but the poor things suffer so.

Greenguy · 2012-01-24, 09:20 AM

I'll take 50 words!

Useless · 2012-01-24, 09:28 AM

Oh! Thanks for moving it here, your Greenness!

Jeremy82 · 2012-01-24, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I have only two talents: cunnilingus and writing.

You would be a strong personality on "porn for women" market.

As a non-native english pseudo-speaker I may try this service in the future...

Jamdin · 2012-01-24, 11:31 AM

Good luck with your service.

LeRoy · 2012-01-24, 01:22 PM

I'm sure you will do very well!

Good text writers are impossible to find.

virgohippy · 2012-01-24, 05:22 PM

A small order has been placed.

JustRobert · 2012-01-24, 10:36 PM

I am sure I can use this service for something but need to figure out what |confused|

Greenguy · 2012-01-25, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustRobert

I am sure I can use this service for something but need to figure out what |confused|

Camping stories for your love?

Fonz · 2012-01-25, 01:20 PM

So for $20 I could get 5 400 words blog posts?

Useless · 2012-01-25, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonz

So for $20 I could get 5 400 words blog posts?

Indeed!

ArtWilliams · 2012-01-25, 01:42 PM

UW, so you're a cunning linguist who enjoys cunnilingus?

Fonz · 2012-01-25, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Indeed!

email sent

Useless · 2012-01-25, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artwilliams

UW, so you're a cunning linguist who enjoys cunnilingus?

Weird, eh?

Maj. Stress · 2012-01-25, 06:37 PM

Serious question, do you do mainstream articles? If so what niche(s).

Useless · 2012-01-25, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maj. Stress

Serious question, do you do mainstream articles? If so what niche(s).

Though I'm willing to research and write about almost any topic, my strengths are education (I have degree in childhood ed.) and search engine optimization.

JustRobert · 2012-01-25, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie

Camping stories for your love?

LOL.....He did have a fondness for her breasts

Useless · 2012-01-25, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustRobert

LOL.....He did have a fondness for her breasts

Did? Still do!

babymaker · 2012-01-27, 03:18 AM

Good luck with the writting

I hate writting for people lol i did it a bunch off and on this past year, they always send me the worst horrible shit to write about it makes me fucking insane

I will send you some work when people ask me

I really don't want to do it now and got the delivery work going again on the side.

babymaker · 2012-01-27, 03:21 AM

ohh gonna send u a pm with a guy with tons of steady work hes good too one of the few i didnt mind working for

Fonz · 2012-01-31, 04:06 AM

There, the first blog post with UW's writing skills is up on my big black ass blog

JK · 2012-01-31, 05:57 AM

UW, you're a great writer and providing your services at an unbelievable price. You should be swamped with work in no time.

Good luck with it all

TrustCash · 2012-01-31, 09:24 AM

Ugh, seriously? Who's doing the writing for you?

Greenguy · 2012-01-31, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrustCash

Ugh, seriously? Who's doing the writing for you?

He does the writing - he's very creative & knows SEO - it's a great combination!

2012-01-23, 08:09 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	$1 Per 100 Words - Writing Service I have only two talents: cunnilingus and writing. Since being a man-whore is currently illegal in my community, I have decided to whore out my writing skills. I can create either lengthy gallery descriptions, reviews, or blog posts at one dollar per 100 words. My fee: 100 words - $1 200 words - $2 300 words - $3 400 words - $4 Are you beginning to see the pattern? Excellent! According to my calculator, $100 would buy you 100 one hundred word posts OR 50 two hundred word posts OR 33 three hundred word posts OR 25 four hundred word posts OR 20 five hundred word posts. I can take orders of any size. Just send me a list of links to the galleries, pages, content, whatever, that you'd like me to write about, and I shall get started. Small orders (10-20 posts) should be completed in about a day. This is a writing service only. All that you'll receive from me is a text file. This service does not include cropping photos or embedding content within the text. Can I do it? Of course, but such services would double the fee. I only accept Paypal and would appreciate payment in advance. If you are intending to contract me for a large order, I'll be happy to write a few pieces before payment to ensure that you like my writing style. Send me a private message or email me at webmaster \| at \| maladaptedmedia.com for orders or information. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2012-01-24, 09:20 AM	#3
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,754	I'll take 50 words! __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2012-01-24, 09:28 AM	#4
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Oh! Thanks for moving it here, your Greenness! __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2012-01-24, 11:31 AM	#6
Jamdin If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Kansas Posts: 37	Good luck with your service. __________________ Read my stories at Moongem Erotica

2012-01-24, 01:22 PM	#7
LeRoy "Young dumb and full of cum" Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 2,370	I'm sure you will do very well! Good text writers are impossible to find. __________________ JAPANESE ADULT AFFILIATE PROGRAM

2012-01-23, 09:12 PM	#2
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	adapt or die. It's curious, that dichotomy in the economic valuation of sexual skills. Brain structures and cultural imprinting and herd imperatives. Biology is destiny. I think I'm grateful not to have been fated with the female neuroharness. This male neuroharness blows chunks, but the poor things suffer so.

2012-01-24, 05:22 PM	#8
virgohippy Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,679	A small order has been placed. __________________ ~Warm and Fuzzy.

2012-01-24, 10:36 PM	#9
JustRobert Bow Ties Are Cool Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: California Posts: 9,377	I am sure I can use this service for something but need to figure out what \|confused\| __________________ Submit Your Galleries To The Porn Luv Network!

2012-01-25, 01:20 PM	#11
Fonz Former pr0n slinger. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium Posts: 7,929	So for $20 I could get 5 400 words blog posts? __________________ See how I abuse little trees on my Shumi no Bonsai Blog

2012-01-25, 01:42 PM	#13
ArtWilliams You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 6,244	UW, so you're a cunning linguist who enjoys cunnilingus?

2012-01-25, 06:37 PM	#16
Maj. Stress Progress rarely comes in buckets, it normally comes in teaspoons Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dark Side Of Naboo Posts: 1,289	Serious question, do you do mainstream articles? If so what niche(s).

2012-01-27, 03:18 AM	#20
babymaker Someone Turn Off The Damn Heat! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Sewer....err.philly i mean Posts: 1,366	Good luck with the writting I hate writting for people lol i did it a bunch off and on this past year, they always send me the worst horrible shit to write about it makes me fucking insane I will send you some work when people ask me I really don't want to do it now and got the delivery work going again on the side. __________________ *Get ElevatedX W/Hosting 99MO!*

2012-01-27, 03:21 AM	#21
babymaker Someone Turn Off The Damn Heat! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Sewer....err.philly i mean Posts: 1,366	ohh gonna send u a pm with a guy with tons of steady work hes good too one of the few i didnt mind working for __________________ *Get ElevatedX W/Hosting 99MO!*

2012-01-31, 04:06 AM	#22
Fonz Former pr0n slinger. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium Posts: 7,929	There, the first blog post with UW's writing skills is up on my big black ass blog __________________ See how I abuse little trees on my Shumi no Bonsai Blog

2012-01-31, 05:57 AM	#23
JK Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 157	UW, you're a great writer and providing your services at an unbelievable price. You should be swamped with work in no time. Good luck with it all __________________ To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems

2012-01-31, 09:24 AM	#24
TrustCash I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 89	Ugh, seriously? Who's doing the writing for you? __________________ Trust in Trustcash