EXCITING NEWS. Protect yourself asap!

Boogie · 2005-06-23, 06:36 PM

If you paypal me 500 dollars or so, I'll make sure the boogeymen dont pop out of your closet and shit on your chest while you sleep.

any takers?

this is only good for members of the "DSOMB" (Dont Shit On Me Boogeyman). While we can possibly block him from shitting on members if you're not a member you're gonna get shit on!

send 499.99 to.....

christ. i'm going back to fucking bed.

PhoneSexChick · 2005-06-23, 06:38 PM

I'm sending!

Greenguy · 2005-06-23, 06:40 PM

Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN in this house right now!
-Homer

airdick · 2005-06-23, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boogie

If you paypal me 500 dollars or so, I'll make sure the boogeymen dont pop out of your closet and shit on your chest while you sleep.

any takers?

this is only good for members of the "DSOMB" (Dont Shit On Me Boogeyman). While we can possibly block him from shitting on members if you're not a member you're gonna get shit on!

send 499.99 to.....

christ. i'm going back to fucking bed.

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Boogie · 2005-06-23, 07:12 PM

The boogeyman says he'll eat those candles for dinner. Only by putting your name on a sealed list retained by the dom (Department of Monsters) (it'll stay sealed too! honest!) will you be protected.

I cant imagine in a political climate like this that a list of that nature would be seized or viewed illegaly

Useless · 2005-06-23, 07:35 PM

Hell, for $20 I'll send you the only protection approved by Buddy Christ

babymaker · 2005-06-23, 08:48 PM

ought ohh, UW has books in his house

i believe that is now illegal under the new administration.

Useless · 2005-06-23, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker

ought ohh, UW has books in his house

i believe that is now illegal under the new administration.

Doh! I hadn't thought of that. They'll probably renew the old ban on Henry Miller and force me to burn his books in the street.

ponygirl · 2005-06-23, 10:40 PM

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swedguy · 2005-06-24, 03:56 AM

No worries.
My chastity belt just got back from its 10,000 mile service and is now ready to go for another 10,000. I'm well protected, for everything that may come up! |viking|

Dirty Dough · 2005-06-24, 10:30 AM

Damn.. Thats an offer I can not resist... I'm scared to death of the boogeymen.. How can I become a member of DSOMB?
lol

grzepa · 2005-06-25, 04:26 AM

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Dimitar · 2005-06-25, 05:44 AM

Do you accept epassporte?

Boogie · 2005-06-25, 04:28 PM

i only accept cash and coupons for cheesecake or coupons for free rub and tugs in vegas.

sorry no epassporte!

Leon · 2005-06-26, 11:50 AM

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2005-06-23, 06:36 PM	#1
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