now this shit is FUNNY

guestcam · 2006-01-21, 10:18 PM

goto this page:
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tt...ple_sp_v2.html

select the KATE (US) voice
and ask her to say this:
I wont sit on it until it is sofa king big and sofa king good.

cosmiccat · 2006-01-21, 11:09 PM

Fucking hilarious!

MadMax · 2006-01-21, 11:45 PM

Actually, it seems it will speak literally anything you type. It took me a few tries to get this to sound right, but select Susan (US) for the voice and try this out (just copy/paste):

I love sucking midget cock while Useless Warrior pounds my dripping pussy. This necklace isn't made of real pearls, it's Useless Warrior's dried cum. After I'm done dripping some hot wax on my nipples and waching some lesbian fisting movies I'm going to fuck myself in the ass with that lamp and then beat you to death with it. Now pay up or get out, you rotten bastard.

Here's a fun one for Clair:

What do I want? I want you to split my ass in two with that big meat stick. Come on big boy, mommy wants to shit blood tomorrow

Greenguy · 2006-01-22, 01:12 AM

Holy shit is this thing fun

guestcam · 2006-01-22, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

Holy shit is this thing fun

yes, its SOFA KING FUN!

RawAlex · 2006-01-22, 02:12 AM

"your are sofa king stupid"

Alex

Simon · 2006-01-22, 07:20 AM

I am sofa king LMAO!

Simon

Wazza · 2006-01-22, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guestcam

select the KATE (US) voice
and ask her to say this:
I wont sit on it until it is sofa king big and sofa king good.

Nah Kenneth does it much better

guestcam · 2006-01-22, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wazza

Nah Kenneth does it much better

not even CLOSE!
No one does SOFA KING whatever like US Kate. kate has the SOFA KING pronuciation perfectly done.

kate is SOFA KING GOOD!

Allfetish · 2006-01-22, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guestcam

goto this page:
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tt...ple_sp_v2.html

select the KATE (US) voice
and ask her to say this:
I wont sit on it until it is sofa king big and sofa king good.

Is there anyway to encode the string to say in an URL? You know where someone just has to click on itand it will play |rasta|

guestcam · 2006-01-22, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allfetish

Is there anyway to encode the string to say in an URL? You know where someone just has to click on itand it will play |rasta|

I dunno. I doubt THAT page is made for what you want. I am only using this stuff for my own SOFA KING IMMATURE sense of humor.

But I bet if you goto the home page of that site, you might find other configurations of this technology to suit your desires.

Me? I just wanna have SOFA KING BIG FUN with kate

Allfetish · 2006-01-23, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guestcam

I dunno. I doubt THAT page is made for what you want. I am only using this stuff for my own SOFA KING IMMATURE sense of humor.

But I bet if you goto the home page of that site, you might find other configurations of this technology to suit your desires.

Me? I just wanna have SOFA KING BIG FUN with kate

It has some promise in a members area. I could see giving members (optional) there own little dirty talking porno guide that will talk dirty to them and help them find what gets them off.

I know I had some fun with that thing too, but then someone came in to see what the hell was going on here and who this girl was.

Kenny B! · 2006-01-23, 12:35 PM

Thanks that just wasted 20 minutes of my day, and the people I forwarded it to lol

Mattinblack · 2006-01-27, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guestcam

goto this page:
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tt...ple_sp_v2.html

select the KATE (US) voice
and ask her to say this:
I wont sit on it until it is sofa king big and sofa king good.

sent this to one of my friends a while ago and just talked to her. She used it to ring one of her friends ... number withheld....
Script:

"Good Afternoon I am Mr Bailey, district housing advisor for the South hampton city council."

"Do you realise your house is built over a sixteenth Century Plague Pit?"

"Well in common with two of your neighbours homes it is."

"I am afraid I have some bad news for you"

"For public health reasons the affected houses will be demolished next Tuesday, we would appreciate it if you were packed by ten A M"

She kept this going for 30 minutes!!! Eventually broke down in tears of laughter and told them.

Just think what it could do in the hands of an unscrupulous 8 year old! Order booze with your credit card.... the applications for this technology are endless.

PersignupDustin · 2006-01-27, 08:40 PM

Tommy · 2006-01-28, 12:36 AM

here another good link
http://a.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php

tell these hotties what to do

MeatPounder · 2006-01-28, 12:56 AM

(Workin')
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' ya'all
(Car wash, girl)

2006-01-21, 10:18 PM	#1
guestcam Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: los angeles south bay Posts: 134	now this shit is FUNNY goto this page: http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tt...ple_sp_v2.html select the KATE (US) voice and ask her to say this: I wont sit on it until it is sofa king big and sofa king good.

2006-01-21, 11:09 PM	#2
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2006-01-21, 11:45 PM	#3
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Actually, it seems it will speak literally anything you type. It took me a few tries to get this to sound right, but select Susan (US) for the voice and try this out (just copy/paste): I love sucking midget cock while Useless Warrior pounds my dripping pussy. This necklace isn't made of real pearls, it's Useless Warrior's dried cum. After I'm done dripping some hot wax on my nipples and waching some lesbian fisting movies I'm going to fuck myself in the ass with that lamp and then beat you to death with it. Now pay up or get out, you rotten bastard. Here's a fun one for Clair: What do I want? I want you to split my ass in two with that big meat stick. Come on big boy, mommy wants to shit blood tomorrow Last edited by MadMax; 2006-01-21 at 11:55 PM..

2006-01-22, 01:12 AM	#4
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,790	Holy shit is this thing fun __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2006-01-22, 07:20 AM	#7
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	I am sofa king LMAO! Simon __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-01-22, 02:12 AM	#6
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	"your are sofa king stupid" Alex

2006-01-23, 12:35 PM	#13
Kenny B! I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 472	Thanks that just wasted 20 minutes of my day, and the people I forwarded it to lol __________________ ken@iacash.com icq: 53962376

2006-01-27, 08:40 PM	#15
PersignupDustin WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 48

2006-01-28, 12:36 AM	#16
Tommy NYC Boy That Moved To The Island Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,940	here another good link http://a.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php tell these hotties what to do __________________ Accepting New partners

2006-01-28, 12:56 AM	#17
MeatPounder Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Fl Posts: 2,408	(Workin') At the car wash Workin' at the car wash, girl Come on and sing it with me (Car wash) Sing it with the feelin' ya'all (Car wash, girl)