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2006-04-09, 09:26 AM | #27 | |
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2006-04-09, 09:38 AM | #28 |
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This pic doesn't really show all the stuff in his face but as soon as I met him the first thing that went through my mind was that he fell into an offset press and then stapled.
http://cleoslinks.com/blogpics/neck-...ke-working.jpg He is very soft spoken, forty years old, owns a house on the west side of town, lives with his girlfriend, loves to party, and gives pretty good girlfriend advice to his nineteen year old helper but doesn't listen to his own advice and got into a argument with his girlfriend that morning about emptying the dishwashers before going to work. He kept on apologizing to me for hurting me and I'm like dude I'm paying you to hurt me relax. lol |
2006-04-09, 03:56 PM | #29 |
Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships
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As always Cleo, Nice Rack!
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2006-04-23, 08:38 AM | #30 |
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An Update - I'm A Grandpa EEK
Willy did it! Go Willyyyyyyyyyy ... Go Willyyyyyyyyyyyyy ... Go Willyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Crystal gave birth to about 6 or more of the little critters in the night. The kids are thrilled this morning. Personally I think they're ugly little fuckers : about an inch long, pink, black eyes and blind. Nice. Respect to Willy though ... it appears I named him aptly |
2006-04-23, 08:40 AM | #31 |
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Here's a pic of the mum. What's amazing is they're supposed to give birth 16 days later and that's just what she did.
I can't take all this excitement ... time to settle down and upload some shemale porn. |
2006-04-23, 10:20 AM | #32 |
Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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WTG Willy...ya stud!
Congrats on the new grandkids Kristian |
2006-04-23, 10:26 AM | #33 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Yeah congrats kristian, nothing like new babies in the house. Even if they are a little strange looking
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2006-04-23, 10:49 AM | #34 |
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So will you be making Hamster McNuggets?
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=30898 |
2006-04-23, 10:51 AM | #35 |
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Thanks guys lol I made a joke earlier with my 5 year old and got shouted at before she knew I was joking. Told her they are LOVELY ... except their legs get stuck between your teeth
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2006-04-23, 10:54 AM | #36 | |
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2006-04-23, 11:10 AM | #37 |
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Furry thumb jackets?
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2006-04-23, 11:17 AM | #38 | |
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2006-04-24, 02:40 AM | #39 |
Kids are great, Appu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate and they practically raise themselves now-a-days, you know, with the internet and all
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Just in the case you like to safe some electrizity, the new hamster powered computer
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2006-04-24, 09:18 AM | #40 | |
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2006-04-24, 09:24 AM | #41 |
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So to over clock your computer you just give your hamster some crystal meth.
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2006-04-24, 09:27 AM | #42 | |
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2006-04-24, 10:01 AM | #43 | |
Kids are great, Appu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate and they practically raise themselves now-a-days, you know, with the internet and all
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