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Old 2006-04-09, 04:14 AM   #26
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Anyway this guy's name is Mike. He looks like he was put through the Sunday comics printing press and then stapled repeatedly.
I love that. Brilliantly descriptive.
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Old 2006-04-09, 09:26 AM   #27
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I love that. Brilliantly descriptive.

It's funny you should say that. I was thinking the same thing about that line.
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Old 2006-04-09, 09:38 AM   #28
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This pic doesn't really show all the stuff in his face but as soon as I met him the first thing that went through my mind was that he fell into an offset press and then stapled.
http://cleoslinks.com/blogpics/neck-...ke-working.jpg

He is very soft spoken, forty years old, owns a house on the west side of town, lives with his girlfriend, loves to party, and gives pretty good girlfriend advice to his nineteen year old helper but doesn't listen to his own advice and got into a argument with his girlfriend that morning about emptying the dishwashers before going to work.

He kept on apologizing to me for hurting me and I'm like dude I'm paying you to hurt me relax. lol
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Old 2006-04-09, 03:56 PM   #29
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As always Cleo, Nice Rack!
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Old 2006-04-23, 08:38 AM   #30
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An Update - I'm A Grandpa EEK

Willy did it! Go Willyyyyyyyyyy ... Go Willyyyyyyyyyyyyy ... Go Willyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Crystal gave birth to about 6 or more of the little critters in the night. The kids are thrilled this morning. Personally I think they're ugly little fuckers : about an inch long, pink, black eyes and blind. Nice. Respect to Willy though ... it appears I named him aptly
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Old 2006-04-23, 08:40 AM   #31
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Here's a pic of the mum. What's amazing is they're supposed to give birth 16 days later and that's just what she did.

I can't take all this excitement ... time to settle down and upload some shemale porn.
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Old 2006-04-23, 10:20 AM   #32
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WTG Willy...ya stud!

Congrats on the new grandkids Kristian
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Old 2006-04-23, 10:26 AM   #33
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Yeah congrats kristian, nothing like new babies in the house. Even if they are a little strange looking
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Old 2006-04-23, 10:49 AM   #34
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So will you be making Hamster McNuggets?
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Thanks guys lol I made a joke earlier with my 5 year old and got shouted at before she knew I was joking. Told her they are LOVELY ... except their legs get stuck between your teeth
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So will you be making Hamster McNuggets?
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=30898
You've given me yet another reason not to eat at McAnimalIntestines
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Old 2006-04-23, 11:10 AM   #37
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Furry thumb jackets?
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Furry thumb jackets?
I think we found a new ebay niche
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Old 2006-04-24, 02:40 AM   #39
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Just in the case you like to safe some electrizity, the new hamster powered computer
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Just in the case you like to safe some electrizity, the new hamster powered computer
That's so cool!!!
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So to over clock your computer you just give your hamster some crystal meth.
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So to over clock your computer you just give your hamster some crystal meth.
I dont know what to say to that other than laugh until I choke
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Old 2006-04-24, 10:01 AM   #43
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So to over clock your computer you just give your hamster some crystal meth.
Just in case you like to have a closer look to the main board, so you can see how fast it is
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