Page Load Test

Jicky Jack · 2009-07-01, 01:22 PM

Hey all, I have a page that hangs up pretty bad. I was wondering if there is a simple fix like a tag or something to tell the browser not to cache the entire flash file? [ I'm not a real technical type]

So I'm not using that as a tour page for now but would like to...

Or maybe it loads fast in your browsers?

http://www.jackoffencouragement.com/test.html

Thanks for any suggestions...
JJ

born2blog · 2009-07-01, 01:54 PM

yeah it's loading pretty slow here too, perhaps just set it up so the flash loads only when user clicks play

Greenguy · 2009-07-01, 04:41 PM

It's loading fine for me.

Cleo · 2009-07-01, 04:53 PM

Takes forever for me and opens with errors.

Jicky Jack · 2009-07-01, 05:20 PM

Hey thanks guys, yeah Cleo I know about the jacked errors below the vids.. [I just pasted some shit there]

my concern is the load time... greenie gets a good load time but others get slow load..

I sent the page to about 30 others and 90% say SLOW....

[this is with various browsers]

I'm with webair... does Greenie's load faster because he's closer to webairs NY servers?

Currenty I've ditched that template to open those files in new windows... http://www.jackoffencouragement.com/tour.html but I really want to get that content on the main page...

is that a browser setting? or just chance?

Cleo · 2009-07-01, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jicky Jack

I'm with webair... does Greenie's load faster because he's closer to webairs NY servers?

He most likely loads because he has a really fucking fast connections. I think he has Fios.

I'm on a slow miserable, on a good day, 3 meg dsl connection.

nate · 2009-07-01, 06:32 PM

Cleo,

Will you try http://www.teenage-sex.mobi/ on your iphone and see if the right site comes up or if you see a blank wordpress install? If the mobile site does come up, let me know if anything looks screwy other than my overall design skills.

I've tested it with firefoxs iphone simulator and with the user agent switcher and it looks OK from here, but nothing works like the real thing.

Thanks.

nate · 2009-07-01, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jicky Jack

Hey all, I have a page that hangs up pretty bad. I was wondering if there is a simple fix like a tag or something to tell the browser not to cache the entire flash file? [ I'm not a real technical type]

So I'm not using that as a tour page for now but would like to...

Or maybe it loads fast in your browsers?

http://www.jackoffencouragement.com/test.html

Thanks for any suggestions...
JJ

Its the shockwave objects under "free sample clips". It took 5 seconds to download with them diabled and 26 until it was officially done with them on after clearing the cache.

Jicky Jack · 2009-07-01, 06:45 PM

Hi Nate I just tested it on my phone, and I get a blue page " teenage sex" --"just another wordpress weblog" = page not found.

pc · 2009-07-01, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nate

Cleo,

Will you try http://www.teenage-sex.mobi/ on your iphone and see if the right site comes up or if you see a blank wordpress install? If the mobile site does come up, let me know if anything looks screwy other than my overall design skills.

I've tested it with firefoxs iphone simulator and with the user agent switcher and it looks OK from here, but nothing works like the real thing.

Thanks.

On my iTouch looks good

nate · 2009-07-01, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jicky Jack

Hi Nate I just tested it on my phone, and I get a blue page " teenage sex" --"just another wordpress weblog" = page not found.

Whats the user agent on your phone so I can add it to my htaccess?

Quote:

On my iTouch looks good

Excellent! Thanks for letting me know. I've been pulling out my hair trying to get it straight.

Jicky Jack · 2009-07-01, 07:08 PM

user agent? I hv no idea... t moble g1...

nate · 2009-07-01, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jicky Jack

user agent? I hv no idea... t moble g1...

If you dont mind, could you try it again?

This is what I found for your user agent:
Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; U; Android 1.0; en-us; dream) AppleWebKit/525.10+ (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.0.4 Mobile Safari/523.12.2

I'm keying off the word "Android"

Cleo · 2009-07-01, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nate

Will you try http://www.teenage-sex.mobi/ on your iphone and see if the right site comes up or if you see a blank wordpress install? If the mobile site does come up, let me know if anything looks screwy other than my overall design skills.

I get a nice and simple design, see screen shot.

Jicky Jack · 2009-07-01, 07:39 PM

ok. now I get a page that is center browser...

Cleo · 2009-07-01, 07:40 PM

If you want to test pages for the iphone you may want to download Safari and turn on the developer's menu.

pc · 2009-07-01, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I get a nice and simple design, see screen shot.

same here now

Cleo what app you use to get screenshots ?

Cleo · 2009-07-01, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pclit

same here now

Cleo what app you use to get screenshots ?

Apple builds this function in.
Command-Shift-4 and drag to select the area you want.
Sleep Home on the iPhone.

Other key combos on the Mac,
To take a picture of the whole screen, press Command-Shift-3.

Command-Shift-4, then Spacebar Take a picture of the selected window

To copy the screen capture to the Clipboard instead of saving it as a file, press Control-Command-Shift-3 to copy the entire screen to the Clipboard, or Control-Command-Shift-4 to copy the selected range to the Clipboard.

Jicky Jack · 2009-07-01, 07:52 PM

Hi Nate, how does this page load for you? fast or slow..
http://www.jackoffencouragement.com/test.html

Cleo · 2009-07-01, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jicky Jack

user agent? I hv no idea... t moble g1...

Go here to see your User Agent.

nate · 2009-07-01, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I get a nice and simple design, see screen shot.

LOL. That is pretty simple. I think I have it whipped now. Most htaccess examples wanted to force a redirect into a subdirectory, but I wanted a rewrite so both sites would show up in the root directory depending on the user agent. Needless to say, you caught me in the middle of screwing up my htaccess.

nate · 2009-07-01, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jicky Jack

Hi Nate, how does this page load for you? fast or slow..
http://www.jackoffencouragement.com/test.html

6 seconds with scripting off, about 30 with it on. It isnt ewally hanging, because the entire page is showing up fast, but the little blue progress bar doesnt go away for 30 seconds.

I think its because during that 25 seconds, all three videos are downloading to the client. I get around that problem by not allowing the videos to start downloading until the user hit the play button. If the videos are coming from your site (which it looks like they are), you are going to burn needless bandwidth if people dont watch the movies.

I get around that with a player that shows a jpeg until the play button is hit, and I have an apache plgin that streams out the h264 while it plays instead of making it all download before it plays.

Try the top 2 or three videos here to see what I mean: http://www.teen-sex-tube.com/

pc · 2009-07-01, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

...
Sleep Home on the iPhone.
...

Hold home and push sleep button and I have screen shot

thanks Cleo.

I'm amazed what this thing can do. With new OS copy and paste, online games , direct download of movies. It's my new mini-laptop.

ohh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jicky Jack

Hi Nate, how does this page load for you? fast or slow..
http://www.jackoffencouragement.com/test.html

Loads fast on my comp.

LD · 2009-07-01, 11:23 PM

Seems to load slower each time I open it...???

2009-07-01, 01:22 PM	#1
Jicky Jack WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 47	Page Load Test Hey all, I have a page that hangs up pretty bad. I was wondering if there is a simple fix like a tag or something to tell the browser not to cache the entire flash file? [ I'm not a real technical type] So I'm not using that as a tour page for now but would like to... Or maybe it loads fast in your browsers? http://www.jackoffencouragement.com/test.html Thanks for any suggestions... JJ

2009-07-01, 01:54 PM	#2
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2009-07-01, 04:41 PM	#3
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2009-07-01, 06:32 PM	#7
nate I can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Merica! Posts: 543	Cleo, Will you try http://www.teenage-sex.mobi/ on your iphone and see if the right site comes up or if you see a blank wordpress install? If the mobile site does come up, let me know if anything looks screwy other than my overall design skills. I've tested it with firefoxs iphone simulator and with the user agent switcher and it looks OK from here, but nothing works like the real thing. Thanks. __________________ Its just a jump to the left.

2009-07-01, 11:23 PM	#24
LD wtfwjd? Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,103	Seems to load slower each time I open it...??? __________________ Artisteer Wordpress Theme Generator Create Custom Themes! My Little Network

2009-07-01, 05:20 PM	#5
Jicky Jack WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 47	Hey thanks guys, yeah Cleo I know about the jacked errors below the vids.. [I just pasted some shit there] my concern is the load time... greenie gets a good load time but others get slow load.. I sent the page to about 30 others and 90% say SLOW.... [this is with various browsers] I'm with webair... does Greenie's load faster because he's closer to webairs NY servers? Currenty I've ditched that template to open those files in new windows... http://www.jackoffencouragement.com/tour.html but I really want to get that content on the main page... is that a browser setting? or just chance?

2009-07-01, 06:45 PM	#9
Jicky Jack WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 47	Hi Nate I just tested it on my phone, and I get a blue page " teenage sex" --"just another wordpress weblog" = page not found.

2009-07-01, 07:08 PM	#12
Jicky Jack WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 47	user agent? I hv no idea... t moble g1...

2009-07-01, 07:39 PM	#15
Jicky Jack WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 47	ok. now I get a page that is center browser...

2009-07-01, 07:52 PM	#19
Jicky Jack WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 47	Hi Nate, how does this page load for you? fast or slow.. http://www.jackoffencouragement.com/test.html