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2004-02-15, 10:35 PM | #1 |
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes
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My son saw the grossest thing at the races
My 9 year-old spent the weekend with some friends in the infield at Daytona. After he gets home and takes his shower, he's telling me he saw some really gross stuff at the races...
Seems that alot of the guys had strings of beads... and *insert shock and horror* girls were showing their boobies and wouldn't stop until they got them! I really had to stiffle my laughter, because he was just so disgusted because girls are nasty, you know.. This is one of those things you just mark in your memory for when they are older |
2004-02-15, 10:41 PM | #2 |
Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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Yes and tomorrow a new site will launch..
"RACE girls gone wild" with footage of the boobie flashing!! |
2004-02-15, 10:45 PM | #3 |
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes
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No doubt.. I was sitting there listening and thinking "dayum! I shoulda went!"
The look on his face as he was telling me was priceless tho.. he really thought the guys were giving them beads in order to get them to put their shirts down |
2004-02-16, 03:24 AM | #4 | |
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2004-02-16, 05:38 AM | #5 |
Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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I wonder.....my son is 7.....he always nagg girls are stupid and he is going to live alone when he is a big guy, still last time i found some magazines under his pillow from playboy and hustler and realy i laughed my butt off when i found them, i have ask him, heeee you didnt like girls .......he smiled and said but these have hugeeeeeeeeeee boobs...........i almost choked...
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2004-02-16, 07:15 AM | #6 |
The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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2004-02-16, 07:49 AM | #7 |
Former pr0n slinger.
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Naked boobies?? That's just disgusting
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2004-02-16, 07:51 AM | #8 |
The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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I was gonna ask if the boy had a camera, but I thought that'd be a little to GFY'ish
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2004-02-16, 08:06 AM | #9 |
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes
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Nope no camera.. and this morning he told me that he spent the money we gave him in a betting pool for the kids... his car came in 4th but his friend's came in third and won 50 bucks.
They grow up so quick |
2004-02-16, 08:13 AM | #10 |
The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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boobies = bad
gambling = good LOL |
2004-02-16, 08:46 AM | #11 | |
Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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2004-02-16, 08:47 AM | #12 | |
Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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2004-02-16, 09:09 AM | #13 |
Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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As long my son wont say to me he want big boobs himself ...he will grow up just fine
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2004-02-16, 09:59 AM | #14 |
i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf
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Wait I am thinking infield boob hats
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2004-02-16, 11:13 AM | #15 |
Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!
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Thats a great story.....kids kill me
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2004-02-16, 06:28 PM | #16 | |
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2004-02-17, 04:18 PM | #17 |
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This thread reminded me of a topless Danish soccer game I once saw.
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2004-02-17, 04:32 PM | #18 |
Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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Only in Denmark
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2004-02-18, 12:04 AM | #19 |
No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
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EWWWW! GIRL COOTIES!!!
ROFL, that's a classic Tart!
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2004-02-18, 11:53 AM | #20 |
Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
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My 7 yr says that girls are disgusting also, but he can't take his eyes off of the Bada Bing girls from the Sapranos He says they are different!
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2004-02-18, 06:54 PM | #21 | |
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