I want a job

Useless · 2005-01-31, 01:14 PM

Hire me.

I'd expect pay commensurate with my skills. In other words, I'm cheap.

I really want a company car, preferably one with a popular brewery decal on each side.

Something with extensive European travel would be great. There was a point at which I could speak German at the Kindergarten or first grade level, but now I'm more along the lines of a toddler, just learning to toddle. Ich habe eine Panne. Bitte mir ein Schleppwagen anrufen!

Chop Smith · 2005-01-31, 01:21 PM

Are you serious or is this just a Useless post?

Useless · 2005-01-31, 01:48 PM

Both. I'm a tad mixed up right now. I'm considering leaving the industry, but at the same time I'd simply hate to give up all the work that I have put in to it. It's just not panning out.

swedguy · 2005-01-31, 02:01 PM

It takes time to get to a point where you are happy. If you hang in there through the rough times and keep plugging away, you will thank yourself later on

We all go through rough times every now and then. It may be financially, whiny submitters, boredom and everything else that can happen in this crazy business.
Just look at what your goals are (personal and business) and see if they go hand in hand. If they don't, then you have your answer. But if they do, then it's just to hang in there. Take a break and when you get back do some brain storming and maybe you will come up with another angle to go about doing things?

Good luck what ever you choose

PS. Get your own car, call up the brewing company and tell them that you love them and that you are willing to put ads on your car if they pay you enough - voila! Now you got a free car

swedguy · 2005-01-31, 02:14 PM

I know that sometimes it can be frustrating talking to friends that have no relation to this industry, other than being on the surfer side

So if you need someone that can see it from this perspective my icq is 252081.

amadman · 2005-01-31, 02:27 PM

Like swedguy says. Feel free to step away. But don't throw it away.

Keep what you have already so you have something to come back to.

Of coarse I would rather see you not go at all...

cd34 · 2005-01-31, 02:44 PM

things are always darkest before it is pitch black.

Having been where you are many times throughout my life, I can say that usually you just need to regroup, refocus, and learn from your mistakes.

I'm on month 26 of my reworking my life. Choices I've made over the last few years have made it difficult, but, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, and this time its not an oncoming train. Probably more of an SUV or 18-wheeler. haha

Keep your head up. Things are bound to turn soon.

docholly · 2005-01-31, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Both. I'm a tad mixed up right now. I'm considering leaving the industry, but at the same time I'd simply hate to give up all the work that I have put in to it. It's just not panning out.

ya know, UW, ya gotta shake thru a lotta silt mixed with BS before you find those golden nuggets that make us say.. THAT's why were here!!

it does help to interact with your fellow/fellowette wm even if it is only thru Hoo or Q.

maybe a few sessions of on the couch er bench will give you new prospective or new thought process to jumpstart your view again.

and besides you can't leave, you're the "everyman" of the board.. the "greek chorus" ..the Bill Mahr of Porn.. |king|

Greenguy · 2005-01-31, 04:07 PM

Would you feel better if I sent you $175?

Porn Meister · 2005-01-31, 06:39 PM

Keep at it in some way

It's hard to get things to pan out sometimes..

Sometimes a little thing like "It's easier to get 10 hits to 1000 sites than it is to get 1000 hits to 10 sites." can be very encouraging to think of.

Useless · 2005-01-31, 07:35 PM

You guys are the best. You really are. That's why I hang my hat here at GG&Jim's porn palace and 1 hour dry cleaning emporium.

I'm not giving in just yet, just pondering my options. Some days I find it particularly difficult to ride the waves. This has been one of those days. Just seems that every time I think that my income is growing from a trickle to a stream, someone up river builds the dam higher. I try to remind myself that everyone goes through this, but I'm so damn good at feeling sorry for myself, I sometimes get swept away in the moment.

Thanks for the encouragement. Now get back to work!

Hey GG- do you think Lensman would hire me? I think it's time that he got someone with personality in the office.

Cleo · 2005-01-31, 07:44 PM

I will say that sales for January have been disappointing. This has been surprising since December was a record month.

Hang in there

Ramster · 2005-01-31, 08:03 PM

Cleo
Same here.

Chop Smith · 2005-01-31, 08:06 PM

"Patience is the art of idling your motor, when you wish you could strip your gears"

LowryBigwood · 2005-01-31, 08:42 PM

Useless, howlong have you been in the industry if you don't mind me asking? As for January, I set a new record for sales and income, but that's not really saying too much.

kristian · 2005-01-31, 09:41 PM

UW, just sent you a pm.

Useless · 2005-01-31, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LowryBigwood

Useless, howlong have you been in the industry if you don't mind me asking?

I first started back in late 2001/early 2002 when I lost my job during a long and ugly labor strike. Since then, I have made many very poor attempts to gain a foot hold of some sort, but ultimately failed each time. What I have done is attempt to learn along the way. Even when I wasn't active, I would read the boards and try to figure out how on earth everyone was doing this for a living.

Since then, my beloved whoringwives.com has been a paysite, a swinger's resource site, a really poorly planned hub, and many incarnations of a TGP.

I had an interesting ICQ chat with a newbie a while back who wanted to know the key to my success. That's when I let him know I that I am not an success by any means. "Oh, but you seem to know so much" That is when I fall back on the old saying - Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

LowryBigwood · 2005-01-31, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I first started back in late 2001/early 2002 when I lost my job during a long and ugly labor strike. Since then, I have made many very poor attempts to gain a foot hold of some sort, but ultimately failed each time. What I have done is attempt to learn along the way. Even when I wasn't active, I would read the boards and try to figure out how on earth everyone was doing this for a living.

Since then, my beloved whoringwives.com has been a paysite, a swinger's resource site, a really poorly planned hub, and many incarnations of a TGP.

I had an interesting ICQ chat with a newbie a while back who wanted to know the key to my success. That's when I let him know I that I am not an success by any means. "Oh, but you seem to know so much" That is when I fall back on the old saying - Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

I hope this isn't a stupid question, but do you build and submit freesites?

Useless · 2005-02-01, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LowryBigwood

I hope this isn't a stupid question, but do you build and submit freesites?

Remember, the only stupid question is one in which you ask something stupid.

Yes I do. Most of the money I have made is off of free sites. But it is far from being a steady income.

LowryBigwood · 2005-02-01, 05:10 AM

Hehe Useless..

You gave me a good laugh, thanks. Howmany freesites would you say you have? The reason I'm asking, is because I'm just now approaching 100 freesites for myself, and am just now starting to see some sales start to add up. And I should add, I'm nowhere near where I want to be.

But, I think it will take several hundred if not a thousand or more freesites to be able to sit back and relax a little bit IMO. Keep your head up man, and don't give another thought to giving in!

Mateusz · 2005-02-01, 05:49 AM

hey Useless.. head up... haven't you noticed we start these doleful 'my worst month in biz' threads each month and everyone allways agree? it's just the way it goes but we all are still here.. have a beer or two and get back to work you lazy bastard

LowryBigwood · 2005-02-04, 11:41 PM

GG, you can send me 175 if it makes you feel better.

Useless · 2005-02-05, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LowryBigwood

GG, you can send me 175 if it makes you feel better.

Perhaps a random LowryBigwood contest?

Jel · 2005-02-05, 07:09 AM

Hi UW,
Keep your chin up

Easier said than done I know, and I'll agree with Cleo & Ramster, December was my best ever, and January sucked ass. So far Feb is shit, although we are only into a few days of it so I'm not overly worried JUST yet, although I've taken up a friend's offer of 2 weeks manual work to get back on track. Hope it pans out OK for you, and you stay in the biz. As you say, 2/3 years input is a lot to walk out on. I don't know if you are in the position to, but this year has opened my eyes up to the 'put some away for a rainy day' philosophy, and when I get back on a good run I'll be doing that instead of my usual mantra 'hey let me see how fast I can spend all this'

plateman · 2005-02-05, 01:04 PM

I know what you feel man and I am in the same boat.. And Many times I have thought of giving up but I will allways Keep my hosting up and if your not making enough go get a job and what you make there and online should be enough to keep things ok.. free sites are just a small part of what it takes to make money.. you should have LL maybe a tgp and try adwords on some soild things and most important you have to submitt daily and if your tgp is not making anything just put it on the back burner and do something that you made money at before.. And think of it like this if you can double your traffic and the number of free sites you have - in turn you should double your money.. And I am not really making enough either but I am in a different position than you maybe..

2005-01-31, 01:14 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I want a job Hire me. I'd expect pay commensurate with my skills. In other words, I'm cheap. I really want a company car, preferably one with a popular brewery decal on each side. Something with extensive European travel would be great. There was a point at which I could speak German at the Kindergarten or first grade level, but now I'm more along the lines of a toddler, just learning to toddle. Ich habe eine Panne. Bitte mir ein Schleppwagen anrufen! __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-01-31, 01:21 PM	#2
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	Are you serious or is this just a Useless post? __________________

2005-01-31, 01:48 PM	#3
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Both. I'm a tad mixed up right now. I'm considering leaving the industry, but at the same time I'd simply hate to give up all the work that I have put in to it. It's just not panning out. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-01-31, 02:27 PM	#6
amadman I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks.... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: padded room Posts: 861	Like swedguy says. Feel free to step away. But don't throw it away. Keep what you have already so you have something to come back to. Of coarse I would rather see you not go at all... Last edited by amadman; 2005-01-31 at 02:30 PM..

2005-01-31, 02:44 PM	#7
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	things are always darkest before it is pitch black. Having been where you are many times throughout my life, I can say that usually you just need to regroup, refocus, and learn from your mistakes. I'm on month 26 of my reworking my life. Choices I've made over the last few years have made it difficult, but, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, and this time its not an oncoming train. Probably more of an SUV or 18-wheeler. haha Keep your head up. Things are bound to turn soon. __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android

2005-01-31, 02:01 PM	#4
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	It takes time to get to a point where you are happy. If you hang in there through the rough times and keep plugging away, you will thank yourself later on We all go through rough times every now and then. It may be financially, whiny submitters, boredom and everything else that can happen in this crazy business. Just look at what your goals are (personal and business) and see if they go hand in hand. If they don't, then you have your answer. But if they do, then it's just to hang in there. Take a break and when you get back do some brain storming and maybe you will come up with another angle to go about doing things? Good luck what ever you choose PS. Get your own car, call up the brewing company and tell them that you love them and that you are willing to put ads on your car if they pay you enough - voila! Now you got a free car

2005-01-31, 02:14 PM	#5
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	I know that sometimes it can be frustrating talking to friends that have no relation to this industry, other than being on the surfer side So if you need someone that can see it from this perspective my icq is 252081.

2005-01-31, 04:07 PM	#9
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,800	Would you feel better if I sent you $175? __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-01-31, 06:39 PM	#10
Porn Meister Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 214	Keep at it in some way It's hard to get things to pan out sometimes.. Sometimes a little thing like "It's easier to get 10 hits to 1000 sites than it is to get 1000 hits to 10 sites." can be very encouraging to think of. __________________ I like Pimproll.

2005-01-31, 07:35 PM	#11
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	You guys are the best. You really are. That's why I hang my hat here at GG&Jim's porn palace and 1 hour dry cleaning emporium. I'm not giving in just yet, just pondering my options. Some days I find it particularly difficult to ride the waves. This has been one of those days. Just seems that every time I think that my income is growing from a trickle to a stream, someone up river builds the dam higher. I try to remind myself that everyone goes through this, but I'm so damn good at feeling sorry for myself, I sometimes get swept away in the moment. Thanks for the encouragement. Now get back to work! Hey GG- do you think Lensman would hire me? I think it's time that he got someone with personality in the office. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-01-31, 07:44 PM	#12
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I will say that sales for January have been disappointing. This has been surprising since December was a record month. Hang in there __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-01-31, 08:03 PM	#13
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,701	Cleo Same here. __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2005-01-31, 08:06 PM	#14
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	"Patience is the art of idling your motor, when you wish you could strip your gears" __________________

2005-01-31, 08:42 PM	#15
LowryBigwood Don't get discouraged; it's usually the last key that opens the lock... Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 1,203	Useless, howlong have you been in the industry if you don't mind me asking? As for January, I set a new record for sales and income, but that's not really saying too much. __________________ Free Porn Buddy \| Porn Buddy Blog

2005-01-31, 09:41 PM	#16
kristian Porn Movie Peddler Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Malta (France In Nov) Posts: 1,631	UW, just sent you a pm. __________________ Promote Dating \| Popular Post : Get Free Dating Traffic - 5 Tips

2005-02-01, 05:10 AM	#20
LowryBigwood Don't get discouraged; it's usually the last key that opens the lock... Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 1,203	Hehe Useless.. You gave me a good laugh, thanks. Howmany freesites would you say you have? The reason I'm asking, is because I'm just now approaching 100 freesites for myself, and am just now starting to see some sales start to add up. And I should add, I'm nowhere near where I want to be. But, I think it will take several hundred if not a thousand or more freesites to be able to sit back and relax a little bit IMO. Keep your head up man, and don't give another thought to giving in! __________________ Free Porn Buddy \| Porn Buddy Blog

2005-02-01, 05:49 AM	#21
Mateusz Screw you, guys. I'm going home. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Gliwice, Poland Posts: 996	hey Useless.. head up... haven't you noticed we start these doleful 'my worst month in biz' threads each month and everyone allways agree? it's just the way it goes but we all are still here.. have a beer or two and get back to work you lazy bastard

2005-02-04, 11:41 PM	#22
LowryBigwood Don't get discouraged; it's usually the last key that opens the lock... Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 1,203	GG, you can send me 175 if it makes you feel better. __________________ Free Porn Buddy \| Porn Buddy Blog

2005-02-05, 07:09 AM	#24
Jel I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London, United Kingdom Posts: 1,895	Hi UW, Keep your chin up Easier said than done I know, and I'll agree with Cleo & Ramster, December was my best ever, and January sucked ass. So far Feb is shit, although we are only into a few days of it so I'm not overly worried JUST yet, although I've taken up a friend's offer of 2 weeks manual work to get back on track. Hope it pans out OK for you, and you stay in the biz. As you say, 2/3 years input is a lot to walk out on. I don't know if you are in the position to, but this year has opened my eyes up to the 'put some away for a rainy day' philosophy, and when I get back on a good run I'll be doing that instead of my usual mantra 'hey let me see how fast I can spend all this'

2005-02-05, 01:04 PM	#25
plateman What can I do - I was born this way LOL Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ohio Posts: 3,086	I know what you feel man and I am in the same boat.. And Many times I have thought of giving up but I will allways Keep my hosting up and if your not making enough go get a job and what you make there and online should be enough to keep things ok.. free sites are just a small part of what it takes to make money.. you should have LL maybe a tgp and try adwords on some soild things and most important you have to submitt daily and if your tgp is not making anything just put it on the back burner and do something that you made money at before.. And think of it like this if you can double your traffic and the number of free sites you have - in turn you should double your money.. And I am not really making enough either but I am in a different position than you maybe.. __________________ Submit to: Porn O Plenty XXX Links Reality Here