I would really love you guys if you could help me!

Tobbe · 2004-05-27, 04:38 PM

Okey im pretty new on this board and pretty new to the link list business but im currently working on my 1st one

im from sweden so i would like to get a little help on descriptions for my categories.
i really suck on those..

so if you have any good description for those categories out with it ! i would really appreaciate it

Amaters -
Anal -
Anime/Hentai -
Asian -
Ass -
BBW -
Big Dick -
Big Tits -
Bisexual -
Blowjob -
Bondage -
Cumshot -
Ebony - when you go black you never come back
Fetish -
Gay -
Group Sex -
Hairy -
Hardcore -
Indian -
Interracial -
Latina -
Lesbian -
Mature -
Panties -
Pornstars -
Shemale -
Spanking -
Teens -
Voyeur -

Thanx to all the serious replies!

security_man · 2004-05-27, 04:44 PM

are you asking for us to do the desciptions for you or are you just asking for definitions so that you can come up with your own?

actually the best thing to do would be to put up what you think would be good and then let folks critique them. We can make sure they make sense etc...

i like your desctipt of ebony tho... i use it on mine LOL

Tobbe · 2004-05-27, 04:51 PM

okey i will try to come up with some dirty descritions

yeh that black one is the only one i got from my head

Greenguy · 2004-05-27, 04:55 PM

"Ebony - when you go black you never come back"

What if you're already black?

Stop thinking like a white guy

security_man · 2004-05-27, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
"Ebony - when you go black you never come back"

What if you're already black?

Stop thinking like a white guy

HEY! i resemble that remark :p

how bout the westly snippes quote "ever play roulette? Always bet on black!"

Cleo · 2004-05-27, 05:03 PM

Hmmm… I'm a mixed race bisexual, I'm so confused some days.

Fonz · 2004-05-27, 05:05 PM

Teens - fart after eating beans

Cleo · 2004-05-27, 05:11 PM

BBW - Big Beached Wales

Indian - The other dark meat

Pornstars - I fuck for money

Cumshot - Just Plan nasty

Shemale - The Other Sex

Bisexual - I'll fuck anything human

Ass - The end

security_man · 2004-05-27, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
Ass - The end

ROFL NICE!!!!!!

Torn Rose · 2004-05-27, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
Hmmm… I'm a mixed race bisexual, I'm so confused some days.

Wow.... I am so turned on right now....

MrMaryLou · 2004-05-27, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
BBW - Big Beached Wales

Indian - The other dark meat

Pornstars - I fuck for money

Cumshot - Just Plan nasty

Shemale - The Other Sex

Bisexual - I'll fuck anything human

Ass - The end

Not BBW - Big Beached Wales

But should be BBW - More Cushin For The Pushin

Cleo · 2004-05-27, 10:19 PM

Somehow I knew you would have a comment on that. LOL

Asian - Me fuck you long time long time long time long time…

Voyeur - Out of focus content goes here

Amaters - It's the default on most submit forms so everything goes here

Panties - What are these?

Big Dick - Photoshoped images for your amazement

Mature - OMG, it's me

Useless · 2004-05-27, 10:41 PM

Spanking-What you are doing right now
Big Tits-Plastic Surgeon General approved
Anime-Cause Bugs Bunny is so damned hot

Smoothie · 2004-05-27, 11:34 PM

Tobbe,

You seem to have a pretty fair command of English so I would just recommend to use your imagination and use plenty of good keywords in your descriptions....more or less just like any website you build.

Tobbe · 2004-05-28, 07:33 PM

okey well i will try to do that and then you guys can take a look at it later on

thanx for all the replys!

kristian · 2004-05-28, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
BBW - Big Beached Wales

The welsh might resemble that remark

dareutwo · 2004-05-28, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Hmmm… I'm a mixed race bisexual, I'm so confused some days

I know what you mean Cleo

Try explaining to interracial kids their nationality... we stopped counting at 39.
When asked their race the kids now simply say "human".
Believe it or not, they don't get asked about it... lol

Tommy · 2004-05-28, 08:18 PM

when you go black you never come back - thats really bad
maybe try something more original

Latina - Fence Hoppers
ebony - welfare ho's
Asian - slant eye sluts

Linkster · 2004-05-28, 08:31 PM

Tommy -

as usual short and sweet sales text

take a look at the boxcovers on DVDS or videos and look at the short descriptions they use to entice sales - it'll give ya a good idea of what sells (or in this case gets surfers to click thru)

Toni KatVixen · 2004-05-28, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrMaryLou
But should be BBW - More Cushin For The Pushin

I use that description of myself during my shows........& they aren't going to get any bruises off of these bones.

Tommy · 2004-05-28, 08:46 PM

Hey Linkster how ya been

ya know a tgp with really racial decriptions could be funny

Linkster · 2004-05-28, 09:47 PM

Tommy

sure would - especially if its done with the right humor - sorta like the old Don Rickels stuff that would offend everyone - I always thought Rudebitch did a good job with her TGP and this could be a good expansion idea - Ill see if I have an offensive domain laying around LOL

Cleo · 2004-05-28, 09:51 PM

politicallyincorrectporn.com is available.

Linkster · 2004-05-28, 10:33 PM

well - I do have racialtgp.com

Warning: Some content here may be offensive - oh well

If you don't like it or don't know what satire is - LEAVE!

Racial TGP - everything from blonde airheads to foodstamp fuckers, Humpme Dumpme babes to hot pepper taco pussy

Had to post this one:
What does an Australian girl use for protection during sex?

A bus shelter

greengurl · 2004-05-30, 11:25 PM

when it comes to PANTIES . . . . . .

it means you have to include pics of gays wearing panties, while having anal sex with the other gay . . . . .

2004-05-27, 04:38 PM	#1
Tobbe If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: North Sweden Posts: 301	I would really love you guys if you could help me! Okey im pretty new on this board and pretty new to the link list business but im currently working on my 1st one im from sweden so i would like to get a little help on descriptions for my categories. i really suck on those.. so if you have any good description for those categories out with it ! i would really appreaciate it Amaters - Anal - Anime/Hentai - Asian - Ass - BBW - Big Dick - Big Tits - Bisexual - Blowjob - Bondage - Cumshot - Ebony - when you go black you never come back Fetish - Gay - Group Sex - Hairy - Hardcore - Indian - Interracial - Latina - Lesbian - Mature - Panties - Pornstars - Shemale - Spanking - Teens - Voyeur - Thanx to all the serious replies! __________________ Free Site Business (Add your Linklists, Free Sites here.) ICQ: 474-501-452

2004-05-27, 04:44 PM	#2
security_man Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 260	are you asking for us to do the desciptions for you or are you just asking for definitions so that you can come up with your own? actually the best thing to do would be to put up what you think would be good and then let folks critique them. We can make sure they make sense etc... i like your desctipt of ebony tho... i use it on mine LOL __________________ <a href="http://www.linkalotapuss.com/home.php" target="_blank"><font face="Trebuchet MS">Linkalotapuss.com</a> - Submit your sites</font>

2004-05-27, 04:51 PM	#3
Tobbe If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: North Sweden Posts: 301	okey i will try to come up with some dirty descritions yeh that black one is the only one i got from my head __________________ Free Site Business (Add your Linklists, Free Sites here.) ICQ: 474-501-452

2004-05-27, 04:55 PM	#4
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,788	"Ebony - when you go black you never come back" What if you're already black? Stop thinking like a white guy __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2004-05-27, 05:03 PM	#6
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2004-05-27, 05:11 PM	#8
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2004-05-27, 10:19 PM	#12
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2004-05-27, 11:34 PM	#14
Smoothie A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tombstone, AZ Posts: 52	Tobbe, You seem to have a pretty fair command of English so I would just recommend to use your imagination and use plenty of good keywords in your descriptions....more or less just like any website you build. __________________ Sex Circus Adult Links

2004-05-28, 07:33 PM	#15
Tobbe If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: North Sweden Posts: 301	okey well i will try to do that and then you guys can take a look at it later on thanx for all the replys! __________________ Free Site Business (Add your Linklists, Free Sites here.) ICQ: 474-501-452

2004-05-28, 08:18 PM	#18
Tommy NYC Boy That Moved To The Island Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,940	when you go black you never come back - thats really bad maybe try something more original Latina - Fence Hoppers ebony - welfare ho's Asian - slant eye sluts

2004-05-28, 08:31 PM	#19
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	Tommy - as usual short and sweet sales text take a look at the boxcovers on DVDS or videos and look at the short descriptions they use to entice sales - it'll give ya a good idea of what sells (or in this case gets surfers to click thru) __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2004-05-28, 08:46 PM	#21
Tommy NYC Boy That Moved To The Island Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,940	Hey Linkster how ya been ya know a tgp with really racial decriptions could be funny

2004-05-28, 09:47 PM	#22
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	Tommy sure would - especially if its done with the right humor - sorta like the old Don Rickels stuff that would offend everyone - I always thought Rudebitch did a good job with her TGP and this could be a good expansion idea - Ill see if I have an offensive domain laying around LOL __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2004-05-28, 09:51 PM	#23
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2004-05-28, 10:33 PM	#24
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	well - I do have racialtgp.com Warning: Some content here may be offensive - oh well If you don't like it or don't know what satire is - LEAVE! Racial TGP - everything from blonde airheads to foodstamp fuckers, Humpme Dumpme babes to hot pepper taco pussy Had to post this one: What does an Australian girl use for protection during sex? A bus shelter __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2004-05-30, 11:25 PM	#25
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