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2004-05-19, 05:40 PM | #1 |
I'm not interested in the facts, I'm interested in my opinion.
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Best Spam I got in a while
I've spent a lot of time at your website and I think your t-shirts are perfect for our stores. I especially like your DrBizzaro T-Shirts. We work hand in hand with the largest stores in the country, plus thousands of small to medium sized specialty businesses stretched across the U.S. If you want the opportunity to sell your products through major retailers like Sears, Macys, Robinsons May, Nordstrom, WalMart, Target, QVC, HSN, etc ... plus the
other 51005 gift stores, 11329 men's clothing stores, 39089 women's clothing stores, 7129 children's clothing stores, and over 24000 mail-order catalogs ... check us out at http://www---------.com Sincerely, Tracy Geller Wow....my own DrBizzaro.com clothing line, featured at the likes of Sears, WalMart, Target, Macy's and Nordstroms?!?! Now I know what Cheryl Tiegs felt like when Sears contacted her. Although even I would draw the line at putting my shirts in 7129 children's clothing stores. Shame on you, Tracy Geller. I know you spend a lot of time at my site, but even I know better then to even suggest something like that. |
2004-05-19, 05:58 PM | #2 |
Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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Yeah I could see the Dr Bizzaro children's tops right next to the matching Martha Stewart pants.
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2004-05-19, 11:38 PM | #3 |
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At the risk of sounding Clintonesque, when she states that she spent a lot of time at your site, how is she defining "a lot"? 3.3seconds? No, even that is long enough to figure out that it isn't quite right for kids.
Personally, I would skip allowing someone else to push your clothing line, and just go ahead and open your own franchised retail shops. Then you could sell novelties as well. Eisle 1 - thongs&hot pants Eisle 2 - frisbees&yo-yo's Eisle 3 - 20 inch double headed dongs. The sky is the limit.
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2004-05-19, 11:51 PM | #4 |
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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HEY! I would definitely wear a Dr Bizzaro shirt with pride.
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2004-05-20, 07:53 AM | #5 |
The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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I have a DrBizzaro t-shirt, too bad it doesn't cover my gut
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2004-05-20, 08:18 AM | #6 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Dr B - did you reply to her?
I would love to see her face when she realises what a mistake it was to put that childrens line in the there! I once contacted Walmart to get a shirt in their stores.. what a headache, I canned the whole idea... just for the record it wasnt porn shirts. Terry |
2004-05-20, 04:35 PM | #7 |
Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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Nordstrom is the only place on that list that is worthy of the great Dr. B. line of clothing that doesn't cover the average beer belly.
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2004-05-20, 04:40 PM | #8 |
Life is good
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When she says she spent a lot of time on your site, she Really meant to say her email harvesting software did.
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2004-05-21, 12:04 PM | #9 | |
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
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