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[Cleo]

Here Joe A I'm just going to quickly copy and paste a list of insults, sorry I don't have time to write my own, for you to insult back at. It isn't that you aren't somewhat amusing to fuck with, well actually you are pretty boring to fuck with, but I've got to get back to work.

"Body by Fisher -- brains by Mattel."
$HOME = /dev/null.
3K RAM free, no EMS.
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
A brain like a BB in a boxcar.
A couplet short of a sonnet.
A day late and a dollar short.
A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
A few beers short of a six-pack
A six-pack short of a case.
A few bombs/melons short of a full load.
A few bricks short of a wall.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few french fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few open splices.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A few pickles short of a jar.
A few pies short of a holiday.
A few planes short of an Air Force.
A few revisions behind.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few screws loose.
A few spoons short of a full set.
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.
A few volts below threshold.
A few yards short of the hole.
A flower short of an arrangement.
A flying buttress short of a cathedral.
A handle short of a suitcase.
A kangaroo loose in her top paddock.
A lap behind the field.
A little light in his loafers.
A looney tune.
A mental midget.
A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.
A notch off the timing mark.
A one-bit brain with a parity error.
A pane short of a window.
A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
A quart low.
A return with no gosub.
A room temperature IQ.
A semitone flat on the high notes.
A signature short of a book.
A sleeve/button short of a shirt.
A span short of a bridge.
A square with only three sides.
A teabag short of a pot.
A teapot with a cracked lid.
A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs.
A tower short of a castle.
A vacuum-tube brain in a microchip world.
A VGA card and a Herc monitor.
A victim of retroactive birth control.
A violin minus the bow.
A wind-up clock without a key.
All booster, no payload.
All crown, no filling.
All hammer, no nail.
All hat and no cattle.
All his eggs in the same basket.
All missile, no warhead.
All shot, no powder.
All the lights don't shine in her marquis.
All the personality of linoleum flooring / plasticene / putty / caulking / saran wrap.
All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
All wax and no wick.
Always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
Always sharpening his sleeping skills.
An 8080 in a 68000 environment.
An Apple IIe on UUCP.
An ego like a black hole.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
An expert on the historical significance of cottage cheese.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
An XT clone in a Pentium zone.
Ano-fossal ambiguity (can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground).
Any slower and he'd be in reverse.
As bright as a nightlight / small appliance bulb / tulip bulb.
As happy as if he had brains.
As quick as a corpse.
As sharp as a marble / bowling ball / beachball / pin head / bowl of Jello, and twice as smart.
As sharp as a sack full of wet mice.
As smart as a politician/lawyer is honest.
As smart as bait.
As smart as Christie Brinkley is ugly.
As thick as two short planks.
Attic's a little dusty.
Back burners not fully operating.
Bad spot on the disk.
Bats in the belfry.
Batteries not included.
Been napping in front of the ion shield again.
Been playing with his wand too much.
Been playing with the pharmacy section again.
Been short on oxygen one time too many.
Been using her head as a mass driver.
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Blew his O-rings.
Blew the hatch before the lock sealed.
Blocked one too many hockey pucks / soccer balls / punches with his head.
Born a day late and like that ever since.
Born ugly and built to last.
Both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat.
Bright as a Zippo lighter without a flint.
Bright as Alaska in December.
Bright as an acetylene torch -- without an oxygen supply.
Bubbles in her think tank.
Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.

Borrowed from
http://members.aol.com/richrwg/insults.htm

[DangerDave]

Good idea Cleo.. saves alot of typing...

Calling him stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Calling him a pea brain would be an undeserved compliment.
Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.
Can't find his ass with two hands and a periscope/ compass/flashlight/bloodhound (in a locked closet).
Car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat.
Carries a tire gauge in him purse.
Cauliflower for brains.
Charming as a carbuncle.
Cheezwiz for brains.
Chimney's clogged.
Clock doesn't have all its numbers.
Collects cards for Craig.
Consumes hard drugs as vitamins.
Contributes to the population problem.
Couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.
(Common in Australia.) Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Couldn't think his way out of a paper bag.
CPU not connected to the bus.
Cranial cavity filled with neutronic matter.
Cranio-rectally inverted.
Cursor's flashing but thime's no response.
Defective hard drive / boot sector.
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Does aerobics... in his head.
Does everything the hard way, like making love standing up in a hammock.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash / cups in the cupboard / groceries in the same bag.
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice / pens in him plotter.
Doesn't have both oars in the water.
Doesn't have his belt through all the loops.
Doesn't have the sense God gave an animal cracker.
Doesn't have two neurons to rub togethim.
Doesn't just know nothing; doesn't even suspect much.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Doesn't know which side the toast is buttered on.
Doesn't quite sample at the Nyquist rate.
Donated him body to science... before he was done using it.
Downhill skiing in Iowa.
Driving with two wheels in the sand.
Dropped his second stage too soon.
Dumb as asphalt / a stump / a sack of hammers.
Dumber than a chicken / box of hair/rocks.
Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.
Echoes between the ears.
Eight pawns short of a gambit.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor / penthouse.
Elevator goes all the way to the top but the door doesn't open.
End of season sale at the cerebral department.
Fighting the war with a starter pistol / water pistol / pop gun / cap gun.
Finds a flat by swapping tires.
Finds canonical humor collections amusing.
Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
Fired him retro-rockets a little late.
Flaky.
Flying/landing on one engine.
Folds ace plus red jack hand when playing blackjack.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Four cents short of a nickel.
Fruity as a nutcake.
Full throttle, dry tank.
Gasoline engine, diesel fuel.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Gavel doesn't quite hit the bench.
Gets hypnotized on the despun section.
Goalie for the dart team.
Got a life, but wasn't sure what to do with it.
Guillotining him would make only an aesthetic difference.
Gyros are loose.
Had a head crash.
Half a bubble off plumb.
Hard to tell if he has an ace up his sleeve or if the ace is missing from his deck altogethim.
Has a few wait states.
Has a full six-pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold them togethim.
Has a leak in his ceiling.
Has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Has a slow clock.
Has all him bricks, but no cement holding them togethim.
Has all the brains God gave a duck's ass.
Has an IQ of 2, and it takes 3 to grunt.
Has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
Has it floored in neutral.
Has no discretionary intellect.
Has no upper stage.
Has only one chopstick in the chowmein.
Has signs on both ears saying "Space for Rent".
Has so few thoughts that when he free associates, it's like watching tennis.
Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
Has the brains of a house plant.
Has the Grand Canyon under the crew cut.
Has the IQ of a salad bar / ice cube.
Has the mental agility of a soap dish.
Has two brains; one is lost and the othim is out looking for it.
Hasn't got all his china in the cupboard.
Hasn't got the brains God gave a cat.
Having a party in his head, but no one else is invited.

DD

[Mishi]

Can I get the Cliff's Notes version?

[SmithsMedia]

Joe why dont I just post my stats - they dont lie and then it will be clear to others you are a fraud.

I tried your programme because you were from the UK and I felt I owed you that much and to give it a go. Fonts dont mean shit the surfer IS going to your site is just not not fucking joining OR is joining and you are stealing the money.

0/2000 odd it crap mate, this is not TGP traffic its niche qualified via LL and SE even UK-Rachel who I link directly tothe join page from - http://www.uk-bukkake.com/ has sold more then you and I have just one tiny freesite out.

Just another point - wheres your mate FFS now? Cant you register two profiles on GG?

[Joe A]

Just a quickie Paul

http://www.free-indian-porn.co.uk/fr.../html/main.htm

Still links straight to the old CCBill page which you should have changed by April 5th... That's where all your traffic goes.. To others who hit the link above if it doesn't link to a sign up page then Paul has just changed it.

I tried the idea of linking galleries straight to a sign up page on another site of mine about 2 years ago and sign up were crap..

Also.. Does the name Aaron or UK Belles ring a bell as that is who FFS is. What is odd is that Johny traffic made a positive post yet you don't mention him.. Stop being paranoid... FFS is real and isn't me. I've been Joe A since Feb 99 You also forget that most who attacked me were also anon's and the only person who posted positive and anon is FFS.. So who makes up names. I could accuse you of being all the anti anons but I won't. You couldn't be that childish.. Or could you.

[SmithsMedia]

It's you joe

[Deva]

Originally Posted by Joe A

Or does your female characteristics force you to stick your nose in..

I dont know or have never even heard of you except here on this board... but now even I think you're a prick.

I think Cleo's book suggestion was right on the money... you ass!

So there. Now this female is putting her 2 cents worth in too.. I guess you just bring that out in people... and incidently, they aren't all female... although Im sure you get a vote of "no confidence" from plenty of ladies.

[Joe A]

Here you go Paul..

Paul...

This is the site which works for FFS... He still has the old links...

http://www.ukbelles.co.uk/adult-websites.htm

If it was me I would have changed the link to the other tour.. Now get of my back Paul and look at your own crap..

[urb]

Hey Joe...

For your information, I am a friend of Cleo's and I am in the UK.

[Joe A]

Deva

Your comment has broken my heart.. Who are you any way ?

Urb..

Wow... I'm impressed that you know Cleo...

Paul..

Instead of posting accusations... Why not post a reply to my comments about your site, as all my replies have addressed your previous post. I don't go off on a tangent. You made a complaint and I answered you with the reasons why you are wrong.. All you can do is say that I'm someone who I'm not... DUH.

Why didn't you change the link as I told you to do on April 2 or 3 ?

Why on May 15 do you still have the wrong link ?

Answer those questions instead of posting more rubbish. You had plenty of time to make the changes before Sahara was in The Sun on April 25th and we appeared on tv on April 26th... You didn't make the changes but decided to post a flame at me after all that time... My fault or yours... You run your sites not me, so if you're too lazy to make a simple change that's not my fault. You had 3 weeks to do a simple thing but you didn't....

[urb]

Originally Posted by Joe A

Do you have any friends anywhere... If by the odd chance you do know someone in the UK,

You asked the question Joseph.

[plateman]

Joe A didnt have 10 posts over a year ago and was new to the board and I was a newbie asking a question and out of no-where he gets red with me and then I seen a thread where he got red with surfn and other asshole posts because someone said a wrong or negitive thing about indian niche

So now this NochexContact and kit thing pops up and you may be 100% right about it but since your a known asshole or jerk no one would believe you...

let us think what happened to that one asshole sponsor - Oh I remember when I see there sites I delete them along with other LL I know |viking|

[Joe A]

Urb..

You're right.. I stand corrected and apologise..

Plateman...

I think my evidence supports me enough to show I'm right. If that isn't obvious, I can't say more. I've cut and pasted an ICQ chat with Paul showing when I told him to make changes which he didn't bother to do. I have also cut and pasted the apology I received from Porn Inspector. In this hanging court it seems the truth doesn't prevail

Is Porn O Plenty you ? If so, not one gallery from any of my pay sites has ever been listed there. I've never relied on tgp's/links sites for traffic in 6 years. If some won't list them now, it won't make much of a difference to me, and that's not written in a rude or sarcastic manner, but just stating a fact. You don't/can't miss what you've never had. If I had relied on them for traffic, I would be in a totally different position.

Most of my affiliates, for all my pay sites, are among the most popular with surfers looking for Indian, as they've been around as long as me, and have built a name for themselves. They specialise in the niche, so their traffic is targeted. They don't have an Indian category with every other niche as do most tgp's/links sites. This is the reason I've never worked with general listing sites myself. Most surfers looking for Indian don't want to see anything but Indian. I would say it's the same for almost any specific niche. A surfer looking for a Black site would go to a site specialising in this niche. A surfer in to panty wetting would look for sites specialising in this and so on....

[Deva]

Originally Posted by Joe A

Deva

Your comment has broken my heart.. Who are you any way ?

Just a sane person making an observation and giving an asshole a chance to see the err of his ignorant ways... guess you really arent worth the "heads up"... I doubt you're smart enough to make use of it anyway

apparently your heart isnt the ONLY thing thats broken

[Kinky]

Originally Posted by Joe A

Most of my affiliates, for all my pay sites, are among the most popular with surfers looking for Indian, as they've been around as long as me, and have built a name for themselves. They specialise in the niche, so their traffic is targeted. They don't have an Indian category with every other niche as do most tgp's/links sites. This is the reason I've never worked with general listing sites myself. Most surfers looking for Indian don't want to see anything but Indian. I would say it's the same for almost any specific niche. A surfer looking for a Black site would go to a site specialising in this niche. A surfer in to panty wetting would look for sites specialising in this and so on....

Joe do a search on google for "indian porn" and then see all the business you are pissing away with your narrow thoughts on link lists... the results return the niche category and not the index pages and have the most targeted SE traffic you could ever hope for