Nun with great legs and....

tortus32 · 2006-04-17, 10:51 AM

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed. Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear." The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.

Dark_Enemy · 2006-04-17, 11:27 AM

Fuck!!! It's really funny!

Empress_JRN · 2006-04-18, 02:39 AM

Hahahahahahahaha. Very shocking funny...lol

terry · 2006-04-18, 09:43 AM

hahaha not what i was expecting. good one.

MrYum · 2006-04-18, 10:39 AM

Didn't see that coming!

RedCherry · 2006-04-18, 12:57 PM

OMG that was funny!

Rhiannon · 2006-04-18, 03:58 PM

That was good!!

m@rk · 2006-04-18, 04:39 PM

*LOL* good one

wildgirl · 2006-04-20, 11:29 PM

good one...funny hahahaha

virgohippy · 2006-04-21, 03:19 AM

Good one. Gives me a tickle inside. Now I think I'm gonna have to go out and find me a nun outfit.

Servhot · 2006-04-21, 04:05 AM

hehehe, not bad

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cosmiccat · 2006-04-21, 03:44 PM

Oh yeah...didn't see it coming!

2006-04-17, 10:51 AM	#1
tortus32 A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Montague, NJ Posts: 628	Nun with great legs and.... A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed. Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear." The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either. __________________ TrafficHolder.com - Buy/Sell Adult Traffic

2006-04-17, 11:27 AM	#2
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2006-04-18, 02:39 AM	#3
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2006-04-18, 09:43 AM	#4
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2006-04-18, 10:39 AM	#5
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2006-04-18, 12:57 PM	#6
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2006-04-18, 03:58 PM	#7
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2006-04-18, 04:39 PM	#8
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2006-04-20, 11:29 PM	#9
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2006-04-21, 03:19 AM	#10
virgohippy Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,679	Good one. Gives me a tickle inside. Now I think I'm gonna have to go out and find me a nun outfit.

2006-04-21, 04:05 AM	#11
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2006-04-21, 03:44 PM	#12
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