Strange USA Laws?

[stuveltje]

I am reading strange rules of usa

I wonder...who the hell invented those rules?

Some forbidden rules here:

- to keep a gorilla in the backseat of a car in Massachusetts.

- to take a lion to the movies in Maryland

- to whistle underwater in West Virginia

- to shoot rabbits while motorboating in Kansas

- to use a lasso to catch a fish in Tennessee

- In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

- In Alabama It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

- Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

- New York A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

- New York City Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

- Oklahoma City no one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

these are some of those laws, ofcourse i am reading tons of them now, specially the sex laws...i cant stop laughing

[tyre71]

Here's one from the city where I used to live (up until last year that is)

In St. Louis,MO. it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by tyre71

Here's one from the city where I used to live (up until last year that is)

In St. Louis,MO. it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed

wow that one is bad...but very funny

[Lemmy]

Originally Posted by tyre71

Here's one from the city where I used to live (up until last year that is)

In St. Louis,MO. it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed

I thought that was Saudi-Arabia.

Totally OT: While googling "stupid dutch laws" I came upon this. It's really not funny at all, but it's the sort of shit that can happen when you're allowed to discuss testicles on TV. There's probably a law against that in th US.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Lemmy

I thought that was Saudi-Arabia.

Totally OT: While googling "stupid dutch laws" I came upon this. It's really not funny at all, but it's the sort of shit that can happen when you're allowed to discuss testicles on TV. There's probably a law against that in th US.

hahahah first, thats not dutch , those program makers are belgium so blame fonz, that is a realy cool program, its all fake......grin you should have check better, these guys are realy great in fooling the people who watch the program, i have seen the whole story about that, hell dont believe all you just find on the net Stu<--- is laughing her butt off now, those belgium guys are great, the same guys have also a story where a couple confest by "accident" that they have scat sex...its all fake, but too funny! btw youtube will not check where the movie is comming from, and thats not dutch and the story isnt true!

[Lemmy]

Originally Posted by stuveltje

hahahah first, thats not dutch , those program makers are belgium so blame fonz, that is a realy cool program, its all fake......grin you should have check better, these guys are realy great in fooling the people who watch the program, i have seen the whole story about that, hell dont believe all you just find on the net Stu<--- is laughing her butt off now, those belgium guys are great, the same guys have also a story where a couple confest by "accident" that they have scat sex...its all fake, but too funny!

Gags about missing testicles and scat on TV? I can assure you that wouldn't be allowed in America. Somebody would go to jail for sure. Not long ago more than 20 CBS affiliates chose not to air Saving Private Ryan on Veterans Day fearing they'd be fined by the FCC because of all the swearing in the film.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Lemmy

Gags about missing testicles and scat on TV? I can assure you that wouldn't be allowed in America. Somebody would go to jail for sure. Not long ago more than 20 CBS affiliates chose not to air Saving Private Ryan on Veterans Day fearing they'd be fined by the FCC because of all the swearing in the film.

Lemmy that movie you showed was never on dutch telly, it was on belgium telly, and scat also not allowed on dutch telly( you didnt see scat on belgium telly either, it was a story and plyed by actors), blame the belgiums, it isnt dutch! ( even scat is not forbidden in holland also not pee sex, you wont see that movie you showed on dutch telly, it was showed on belgium telly, i have seen it on belgium telly, we have that here in holland too)belgium and holland 2 diferent countries, btw those belgiums talk realy different then the dutch ones, but i can understand people will think its dutch (although not totally)btw you should have seen the movies they made with the fake interviews with peope who stutter? mmm how you name it people who can get out of their words, the interviewer laughed his butt off the same as with the testicel thing, its all fake, its rude i know, but hell i laughed my butt of too, and yes that would never bin show on dutch telly either, but i still can laugh about it

[koolkat]

In South Carolina, where I live, a man can legally beat his wife on the steps of local courthouse on Sunday as long as he states why and the stick is no bigger around than his thumb.
No wonder we are one of the nations leaders in domestic violence!

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by koolkat

In South Carolina, where I live, a man can legally beat his wife on the steps of local courthouse on Sunday as long as he states why and the stick is no bigger around than his thumb.
No wonder we are one of the nations leaders in domestic violence!

Yes that one i readed a week ago but i couldnt find it any more, my hubby laughted his butt off about that one

[stuveltje]

Arizona You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. thats too funny
Connecticut In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

[LD]

Speaking of sex laws, seems wierd that if you pay a woman to have sex with you it's prostitution and illegal, but it's legit to pay her to make a porn movie of her having sex with you to sell on the Internet.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by LusciousDelight

Speaking of sex laws, seems wierd that if you pay a woman to have sex with you it's prostitution and illegal, but it's legit to pay her to make a porn movie of her having sex with you to sell on the Internet.

i realy cant understand those laws

[Toby]

Originally Posted by LusciousDelight

Speaking of sex laws, seems wierd that if you pay a woman to have sex with you it's prostitution and illegal, but it's legit to pay her to make a porn movie of her having sex with you to sell on the Internet.

Don't be so sure about that.

Ray Guhn is currently being prosecuted in Florida for just exactly that. Prostitution is one of the predicate felonies being used to charge him and several associates under racketeering laws. Ray Guhn Defense Fund

Currently, the only jurisdiction where a court ruling supports your statement, is in southern California. Which is why it's often referred to as Porn Valley.

[stuveltje]

wahhhhahahaha florida is bad:

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. (stu<--- just felt from her chair from laughter)

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.

[stuveltje]

i like idaho

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. now thats a good law

[stuveltje]

i am gonna find some strange dutch laws for you now lemmy

well i can mention some right away:

its allowed to have sex with a*imals if they dont complain about it ( ah a rule which will change this year, because a new law will come, a*imal sex will be forbidden totally)

You may buy but can only smoke it outside or at your own home

You may grow 5 for your own use

i just had an dutch site with strange dutch law, but they will never be that strange as the USA, oke except of the strange sex niche then

[stuveltje]

Btw its normal here that comedian guys fool around with handicap people and black people etc etc, i know strange country those dutchies, but still not stranger then the usa

[stuveltje]

lets see think maybe holland is strange in all rules

pot is allowed

pee, fisting and scat and a*imal sex is allowed , oke easy way, all kind of sex is allowed.

leagal age on sites is 16

but age for voting is 18

i know an other one but thats one is to bad, i wont say it not good, you can have sex with an y..... person age 1*, if the person agrees even you are 20 years older ( i myself have a pretty blonde hair, bleu eyes 13 age daughter, and anyone who will only look at her will be dead in my eyes as a mom point a view, so anyone older then 1 year then my daughters age comes near her....i will kill) Very bad law

Every dutch person is forched to have an health insurance (if not a big bill of 500 euro a month is getting your way) its a good law i think!

gay sex in the "vondel park" in amsterdam is allowed by night

but letting your dog loose in the same park isnt allowed at all

Drinking is allowed with the age of 16 for low percentage of alcohol, full drinking is allowed with 18

kids are legaly forched to go to school till age 18

Oh i forgot one, prostitution is a legal job here believe it or not a legal whore here, has a list of rules she has to keep by...and she has to pay tax too

Parents are responseble for their kids the time they life at their parents home (even they are 40) Stu<--- is preparing to kick her kids out of her house by the age of 18.......she wish

And we are the country with the most taxes:
rent a house tax
water tax
fat tax
energy tax
house tax
owner of the house tax
owner and living in a house tax
using the roads tax
owning a car tax
gasoline tax
owning a big car tax
insurance tax ( about 20)
what you earn tax
what you extra earn tax
if you spouses die tax
savings accound tax
if you win the lotery tax (33%)
when parents die and kids get all tax
oh an soon driving a kilometer tax
and i can mention a 50 more, now i name that stupid laws



i realy dont know, as far i check the laws in dutch all is allowed here till a certain highed then

[stuveltje]

btw i think the dutchies are the only country in th whole world who will allowed geert wilders to make his point in public about the islam point a view, to correct this, the extreme islam, that guy was in every country in interviews..............mmmmmmmmm oke we have the strangest rules i agree, but with that "freedom of speech" thats a thing i realy like in holland

[Cleo]

"In Jersey anything's legal as long as you don't get caught"

[Twiceshy]

Man walks free after sheep refuses to testify ( Under Dutch law is not a crime unless it can be proven the animal didn't want to have sex.)
<-- was reading this and almost died laffin

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Twiceshy

Man walks free after sheep refuses to testify ( Under Dutch law is not a crime unless it can be proven the animal didn't want to have sex.)
<-- was reading this and almost died laffin

Yep there are some other ones too, like man walks free because it was not proofen the cow he had sex with was in pain

[bluebrit]

After a quick look online, I found a few more from around the world to chuckle at.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only see their reflection in a mirror.

In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.

In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day.

In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.

In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.

In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.

In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.

In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.

In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.

In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.

In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.

In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.

It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.

It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.

The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.

Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.

[stuveltje]

Its great to read those strange laws