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Old 2004-11-19, 04:42 PM   #1
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Unhappy I need your help

The love of my life partner and interpreter is sick her energy level has been going down hill for the last couple months. I'm used to her butchering English the last couple trips we made to Tijuana I could tell she was butchering Spanish too.
She finale went to the Doctor it's most likely cancer, slight chance that something has gone wrong with a kidney donation she did a couple years ago.
Bottom line She's very enimic, pissing blood and having tons of tests and we won't know exactly what the deal is until the 10th of December and we no longer have her income to float our boat.
So I no longer have the luxury of screwing around until I figure out what works
I asked for specific marketing advice once before in this forum feeling safe and secure thinking no one but me is going to be crazy enough to crawl into the belly of the beast and market Tijuana Whores knowing that Tijuana and specifically the red zone is home to two of the biggest drug cartels in the world (There are more homicides in Tijuana annually than any other city in Mexico)
I was rewarded that time with a board member starting a fake Tijuana Whore site. So fair warning don't Fuck with me, my whores or my income I WILL GET EVEN

Could You take a look at www.tijuana-tonight.com and make any suggestions for improvement. I redid the index page yesterday
So far this month I have had 2344 Unique visitors (all filtered from Search Engine traffic)
8 paid members have joined
35 military
14 have registered for free.
We are finding it more difficult than I originally guessed to get girls to send in their photos
I think getting more girls in the contests will improve my numbers, not sure how to get people to start writing reviews.

Target Markets
Tijuana Whore Mongers (The most popular Tijuana Whore Monger Forum has had 4,250 people register in the last year)
San Diego Sailors and Marines (60,000 stationed in San Diego County, I have very strong emotions when it comes to this portion of my target market 9 Camp Pendleton Marines have died in Irac in the last week)
Southern California College Students (100,000 plus)
Tijuana Tourists (Millions Annually)
California Hispanics (One quarter of the states population)
I'm keeping these members on separate e-mail lists for future marketing

My marketing plan
Blanket the Tourist Areas With Business cards
My card looks like a folded $20 bill on the front side
Backside just says www.tijuana-tonght.com
The Gringos Guide To All Tijuana Has To Offer
Read and post Reviews win contests
Tijuana Models wanted Win $$
En necesidad de Modelos de Tijuana gana $$
Business Owners Advertise for Free
Duenos de Negocios Anuncian Gratis

Cards are in all the visitor information booths now
When we ask a business if they want to advertise a no response is followed by:
"Let me give you some of my cards put them next to your register it will show you how much interest the American Tourists have in
Tijuana Web Sites"

Have my girls slipping cards in the whore mongers pockets

A Joint Venture with Tarzan The Tijuana Donkey Man
I promote him and he's handing cards out like crazy
Plus he is a center of influence I can use for an example of what my advertising can do for a Tijuana Business (How's that for thinking out of the box M.rMarryLou)


News Paper Adds have two adds going out in Two Tijuana News papers next week and two adds going out in San Diego Hispanic News papers
"New Tijuana Tourist Web site
Models needed win cash advertise for a Tijuana Business
Tijuana Business Owners Advertise Your Business For Free
www.tijuana-tonight.com"

Internet Cafes am doing a joint venture with two right now they get girls to model I let them sell a premium account for each and keep the cash
(they haven't produced one girl yet)

I think the Sailors and Marines will tell their buddies and the members will grow by simple word of mouth
If not will blanket areas where they hang out with business cards and take an add out in The Navy Compass

Will blanket San Diego College areas with business cards and take adds out in college papers once I have some reviews and more girls in the contests

Spam
Spam all Tijuana and Baja chat rooms and forums (English and Spanish)
Have a list we have been putting together of Tijuana Business web sites will simple tell them to write and post a description of their business
Have a list of well over 1,000 guys that wanted info on Tijuana Escorts

I am also going to give all Tijuana-Whores members past or present a two year membership this will boost my membership by several hundred and hopefully get some reviews

Have done a joint venture with a ghost writer (I build him a web site he writes reviews)

I have a meeting lined up this weekend with a man that owns 4 brothels with a little luck this should get the Sexy Tijuana Girl Contest going

I have just started testing the waters on link exchanges for search engine ranking

What else could I or should I do
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Old 2004-11-19, 05:05 PM   #2
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Sorry to hear about your partner Pat.

If I were you I'd cut out that text about members online, paid mmbers, etc. When you are small or starting out don't advertise your smallness.

I always figure the first place to start, whenever you are trying to rescue or rebuild a business project, is to carefully analyse what has worked so far, and then concentrate on the things you know have produced cash-in.

Other than that, your post has too much info to know where to suggest you start.
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Old 2004-11-19, 06:13 PM   #3
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All I want to say is that I'll be paying for your friend to get better.
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Old 2004-11-19, 07:15 PM   #4
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Thanx Bill and alessandro
I wish I hadn't posted this now, after thinking it over it was a stupid post.
I know there is no simple answer.

I'm on my way to TJ now
The Chicago Club is having their 33ld Aniversery and Mexican Independance Day party Tonight and Tomorrow Night, I'm Chaperoning a group of Sailors tonight and a group of Webmasters tomorrow night.
Going to park the old lady in the hotel next door that way the girls can stop by and say hi and I wont be getting myself in any trouble
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