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Old 2005-05-04, 10:05 PM   #1
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Talking Russian aversion to the letter 'S' ?

What is it with submitters from Russia (and Ukraine, Bulgaria, etc.) and the missing 'S's in their descriptions?

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Two lesbian teens licking cunts

There's hardly any black writing left on the 'S' on my keyboard for all the 'S's I have to add to descriptions... LOL
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Old 2005-05-05, 03:47 AM   #2
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There's hardly any black writing left on the 'S' on my keyboard for all the 'S's I have to add to descriptions... LOL
Naturally, I had to glance at my keyboard - and what do ya know, my "s" is nearly invisible.

But then, so is my "c". And now this is getting entirely too personal.
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Old 2005-05-05, 04:32 AM   #3
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But then, so is my "c"...
That gets some extreme use from my old-fashioned way of working.
I still prefer CTRL-C and CTRL-V to copy things - some days I get a real strain in my left hand fingers from over-doing it (I actually bought some years ago a different keyboard with less distance between the CTRL and the 'V' keys...)
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Old 2005-05-05, 06:13 AM   #4
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Old 2005-05-05, 08:17 AM   #5
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This has nothing to do with being russian or ukrainian or bulgarian or whatever. It's just because these submitters don't know english language well. They don't know the grammar and can hardly put a meaningful sentence together.
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Old 2005-05-05, 03:54 PM   #6
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Naturally, I had to glance at my keyboard - and what do ya know, my "s" is nearly invisible.

But then, so is my "c". And now this is getting entirely too personal.
Mishi lost her C.
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Old 2005-05-05, 04:47 PM   #7
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And then there's the keyword stuffing and the absence of "her", "the" etc. Hot blonde lesbian bisexual mature milf bicth (sic) gets naked shaved pussy camel toe nailed in lewd kitchen!
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Old 2005-05-06, 05:09 AM   #8
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Mishi lost her C.
Would you mind checking in your luggage?
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Old 2005-05-06, 05:21 AM   #9
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I know where all the S have gone... to words like "dissolute" and "sex actions".

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Old 2005-05-06, 05:53 AM   #10
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I know where all the S have gone... to words like "dissolute" and "sex actions".

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Old 2005-05-06, 11:18 AM   #11
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That gets some extreme use from my old-fashioned way of working.
I still prefer CTRL-C and CTRL-V to copy things - some days I get a real strain in my left hand fingers from over-doing it (I actually bought some years ago a different keyboard with less distance between the CTRL and the 'V' keys...)
In place of CTRL+V and CTRL+S I propose "Keyboard Express" ;-)
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Old 2005-05-06, 03:19 PM   #12
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Old 2005-05-06, 03:47 PM   #13
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Nuded busted blonde enjoy hard sex action anal bedroom!
LOL!

That's classic UW! Sadly, I know you didn't just make that up...I've seen descriptions very close to it
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Old 2005-05-06, 06:16 PM   #14
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ALL YOUR "S" ARE BELONG TO ME.
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Old 2005-05-06, 06:24 PM   #15
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ALL YOUR "S" ARE BELONG TO ME.
ROFL, maybe we should have T-shirts made.
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Old 2005-05-06, 09:12 PM   #16
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Someone set us the bomb.

The busted dissolute hardcore actions bomb, that is.
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Old 2005-05-07, 03:28 PM   #17
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That is sad that russian webmasters are illiterate. English is much more simple language than Russian.
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Old 2005-05-07, 05:24 PM   #18
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I don't think that all Russian webmasters are illiterate. Illiterate means that you can't read or write.
Think of this. If you were in the middle of Moscow and you knew very little Russian, would the locals have a laugh at your bad Russian?
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I don't think that all Russian webmasters are illiterate.
So let's call them gramatically challenged then.
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Old 2005-05-07, 07:57 PM   #20
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So let's call them gramatically challenged then.
Call them what you like
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