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Old 2005-05-03, 12:26 AM   #1
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Thumbs down Whoring submitters needed

I hate doing this.

If your post count is less than 30 - don't bother reading this. I will not grant partner status to some lurking fucktard. That's just how I roll. |cool|

Anyway, I am in the need of more 'trusted' submitters at Whoring Wives

First, a little background on Whoring Wives - the TGP that God built. (No, not that God) WW does not employ any form of a traffic trading or redirection script. All submissions are listed permanently unless they 404 or some sort of cheating has occured. If I 'know' the submitter and their host goes down, I often push the galleries into a hold database and return them when the host is up. The newest galleries are listed on the TGP's main page between 3-5 days, depending primarily on my mood. They are also listed on top of their niche page. After that wavering set amount of days, the galleries are very randomly tossed about and listed within their niche. WW has no established daily limit, but that doesn't imply that I will list every single gallery submitted on a given day. (but I might) I have never set a limit on sponsor links out, but there must be decent balance.

My surfers seem especially fond of the Wives/MILF/Mature/Amateur niches. (go figure) I do not need/want anyone who submits mostly teen or lesbian galleries, but those inferior types of submissions still get listed daily.

A few things that I do not accept (that probably are not listed in my rules):
-I hate galleries that are nothing more than cloned FHGs. Please build your own galleries.
-I won't list any gallery that advertises 'cleaning' software. I like cookies and you should too.
-I will not list smoking galleries. If you say the babe is smoking, you better mean that she's hot, and not holding a cigarette. Just a personal thing. Oddly enough, all of my friends are smokers.
-You may not use whois protection. If you are so afraid of some surfer tracking you down, carry a sharp knife.

Down to the nitty-gritty. I've been referred to as a description Nazi. There is good reason for that. I don't want to read enjoys, loves, or wants in gallery descriptions. I want you to describe what the surfer is going to see. I can't see wanting or love. 'Petite blonde skank getting her pussy filled' is a decent description. 'Babe in hardcore sex actions' is garbage. I decline more galleries for bad descriptions than for any other reason. Crazy, huh?

So, is anyone still reading this? Are you still interested in submitting to my beloved Whoring Wives? Well, good for you!

First read my rules HERE
I don't need to see who else has listed you. I don't need 15 sample galleries. Show me 3 galleries with descriptions either by replying to this thread or by PMing me if you're shy or embarassed about how much your work sucks.

Thank you for your support.
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Old 2005-05-03, 12:51 AM   #2
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I don't submit galleries just yet but I had to say...you just made me change the desc on a site I am just finishing hehehe
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Old 2005-05-03, 01:14 AM   #3
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If you deem these examples worthy I promise make good use of a partner account.

http://www.bevyofbabes.com/tgp/racqu...eels/index.htm
Hard body blonde MILF posing in lingerie and heels.

http://www.bevyofbabes.com/tgp/wifey...wht/index3.htm
Busty wife in stockings fills her pussy with red dildo.

http://www.bevyofbabes.com/tgp/kelly...ele/indexc.htm
Wife brings home stewardess for threesome with hubby.
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Old 2005-05-03, 06:55 AM   #4
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Toby - Perfect
PM me with whatever name you use to submit with, your email addy, and whatever you'd like your password to be.

Thanks.
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Old 2005-05-03, 06:58 AM   #5
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I don't submit galleries just yet but I had to say...you just made me change the desc on a site I am just finishing hehehe
When it comes to descriptions, I've reached the point where I even hate my own. It's kind of strange having writer's block so badly that I can't come up anything better than 'Girl got tits- me like'.
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Old 2005-05-03, 01:36 PM   #6
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UW - I've been trying to build sites where one of the galleries has 15 pics so I can submit that to TGPs - you OK with getting the site at Filthy's and a same gallery at WW?
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Old 2005-05-03, 02:00 PM   #7
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UW - I've been trying to build sites where one of the galleries has 15 pics so I can submit that to TGPs - you OK with getting the site at Filthy's and a same gallery at WW?
No problem at all. I'm really not as hard to get along with as I make it sound.
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Old 2005-05-03, 03:28 PM   #8
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No problem at all. I'm really not as hard to get along with as I make it sound.
Don't tell everyone
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Old 2005-05-04, 04:38 AM   #9
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here's a bunch of recent galleries with descriptions

http://www.x-pix.us

let me know if you are interested, i need more good places to submit
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babymaker- looks great. PM me with:
The name you use for submitting
The email you use for submitting
Whatever you want your password to be
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Old 2005-05-04, 12:53 PM   #11
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Thanx! will send a PM
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Old 2005-05-04, 03:16 PM   #12
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Let's see what my post count is.....

i do pornstar submissions... i know that ramster will vouch for me if i don't have the 30 posts.
here are the last 3 submissions

http://www.real-janine.com/free-pics...ndemulder.html
Janine enjoys being a dirty hotel hooker slut
http://www.jenna-hardcore.com/free-p...a-jameson.html
Jenna Jameson in a lesbo dildo bang fest
http://www.vividgirlsonline.com/porn...-mercedez.html
Nina Mercedez in sexy fishnet stockings
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Old 2005-05-05, 12:01 PM   #13
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i know that ramster will vouch for me if i don't have the 30 posts.
Never heard of him.

Anyway, it wouldn't be worth your time. Pornstars is one of my worst categories and I'm considering tossing it. The abundance of my traffic appears to be searching for porn which is fairly closely related to the site's title. Wives, MILFs, mature, amateur, dwarves fucked by trannies, and the such.
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Old 2005-05-05, 12:08 PM   #14
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...dwarves fucked by trannies...
Any of the have rather furry little backs?
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Any of them have rather furry little backs?
All of the good ones do.
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Old 2005-05-06, 07:15 AM   #16
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Come on you cocksuckers! I'm still looking for partners. Thus far, everyone who has applied has been deemed worthy.

PM me you lazy bastards!
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Old 2005-05-06, 08:31 AM   #17
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UW, check your pm
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Right back at ya
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Old 2005-05-06, 09:24 AM   #19
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Old 2005-05-06, 09:51 PM   #20
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UW - I fall into the lurker category as far as GG&J is concerned, so that probablky rules me out before we even get started. I do however think my galleries are reasonably good, and I do concentrate mainly on mature (as well as tranny )

If you'd like to check out www.hard-hot-porn.com you can see a number of the sites I have submitted recently. Although the site is fairly basic (not a TGP, more just a link list to my sites), you will be able to assess my description writing ability - and I too have started to get to the point where I hate them with a passion.

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read this and if you like what you see let me know, I'd love the chance to submit to WW.

Cheers

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Old 2005-05-06, 11:50 PM   #21
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I'm submitter in category ebony/black gallerie see this some examples:
http://sukashow.com/198/index.html
Scrumptious cocoa babe undress near bath
http://sukashow.com/197/index.html
Pierced ebony girl stripping on sofa
http://sukashow.com/211/index.html
Ebony babe bathing and poses on natures
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Old 2005-05-07, 03:27 AM   #22
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Hey UW...how bout partner accounts at both TGPs for me?

My pathetic work so far

username = madmax
email = madmax[at]fetishphiles.com

http://www.allextreme.net/bdsm/hog-tied/tgp3.html
Big Titted Blonde Gets Hogtied And Blindfolded
http://www.allextreme.net//3d-porn/g...stemplate.html
Anime Slut Gets Strapped In And Hollowed Out By A Tentacle
http://www.allextreme.net/bdsm/femdom-switch/tgp3.html
This Little Subbie Decided To Beat Her Domme's Ass

hosted on a dedicated server at national net
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Old 2005-05-07, 07:38 AM   #23
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Can I get one, I have just got into TGP - (week) I can send you some nice either clean or with recip - Amateur galleries all will be british based -

Give you an idea of what I make

http://www.free-lady-sonia.com/tgp/2...lady-sonia.htm

http://www.free-lady-sonia.com/latex.../gallery-1.htm (this is free site gallery though it will give you an idea)

http://www.free-lady-sonia.com/latex.../gallery-1.htm

http://www.spankingimages.com/tgp/2/

Content will be exclusive too :-) One will be a UK housewive the second will be a UK Granny housewive if thats OK
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Old 2005-05-07, 09:29 AM   #24
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Domtheboy & Madpervert, check your PMs. NochexContact, as you know, you're all set.

Thumbler, how teen are your teens? I just educated myself by looking at my phpadsnew stats for ad views on my category pages. Here's my top five in order from 1 to 5:
Hot Babes
Wives
Mature
Amateur
MILF

It would appear that babes have jumped to the top, or that the surfers who like babes hit refesh a lot. My top search words and phrases are still for wives and MILFs, but the Babes page is definately most popular, which is news to me. |clown|
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