JAVES is now accepting blogs

Jim · 2005-08-01, 06:42 AM

But...the page will not build until we get one blog. So someone submit a blog and we will get the page built and you will be the only link on it.

http://www.javes.com/webmasters/index.html

Useless · 2005-08-01, 09:35 AM

...and please write a healthy description so that I don't have to edit it to say something like 'page with a bunch of incoherent yammering' or 'my cock has never been so soft as when I was reading this shit'.

Don't be afraid to PM me with any other info or anything I should know about your blog. I know nothing.

Useless · 2005-08-01, 10:06 AM

Well, so far I've reviewed 3 blogs, all submitted by the same person, and each one sucked more cock than my wife on prom night.

We want real blogs - not fake tgps being run with a blog script. Give us something that we'd want our surfers to READ.

Hit me up if you have any questions.

Jim · 2005-08-01, 11:04 AM

LOL
I just approved one

You might want to look at it useless.

Useless · 2005-08-01, 11:29 AM

Holy Shit! A blog submission with more words than just 'check out these galleries' and it has link back to Javes too. Must be our lucky day Jim.

I've killed four so far.

One was a good blog, but no link back and it fell apart in my super-browser. I would have accepted it if I could have found a link back since it looked fine in a lesser browser.

Hi Mike

2msacras · 2005-08-01, 02:37 PM

wait....was it my blog with the link back problem?

Useless · 2005-08-01, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2msacras

wait....was it my blog with the link back problem?

No, yours was the only one that's been approved. That's why I was saying HI. Don't be silly.

2msacras · 2005-08-01, 02:47 PM

thanks I got nervous...I wasn't sure if that Hi was one of those scripts...I've warned everyone I got slow...but thanks for listing..i appreciate it and I'll have more blogs to add in the future

spookyx · 2005-08-01, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Well, so far I've reviewed 3 blogs, all submitted by the same person, and each one sucked more cock than my wife on prom night.

We want real blogs - not fake tgps being run with a blog script. Give us something that we'd want our surfers to READ.

Hit me up if you have any questions.

Useless · 2005-08-01, 05:42 PM

Hehe, me thinks I scared away all of the bloggers. We have a whopping two listed right now. But at least they are both good.

Don't let me scare you away from submitting your blogs people. The first three were absolute crap and the fourth one that I declined had some issues with constrcution and lacked a link back to Javes. I'm not looking for reasons to decline you, honest. Pervert's honor.

2msacras · 2005-08-01, 05:47 PM

it's going to take a lot more than that to scare me away....but I like the requirement that blogs require some of that written word thing

dirtyjumbo · 2005-08-01, 10:35 PM

Well, I just got my acceptance emails so I assume my blogs aren't total crap

Thx for the listings

Doug E · 2005-08-02, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Hehe, me thinks I scared away all of the bloggers. We have a whopping two listed right now. But at least they are both good.

Got me nervous to submit, but what the hell, I'll give you something to do, reject away

Useless · 2005-08-02, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug E

Got me nervous to submit, but what the hell, I'll give you something to do, reject away

And thank you for the opportunity

Your blog is coming along nicely, but it needs more time to evolve and grow. Get some more posts in there. Increase you text to sponsor links ratio. Blogs are about chatting-up your prospect, so you'll need to talk more. Also - I don't think it's healthy to say a few lines then hand out a series of FHG links. Disperse those links within the text, commenting on each as you introduce them.

Get a little more content on there and I'll be more than happy to accept it.

Doug E · 2005-08-02, 02:01 PM

Im happy with my fake blog for now, converts my crossing traffic quite well surprisingly

wishmaster · 2005-08-03, 02:56 AM

hey being i new in this biz what the hell is a A blog submission ?

Useless · 2005-08-03, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wishmaster

hey being i new in this biz what the hell is a A blog submission ?

That's when a male submissive is beaten with a log.

OK, maybe not...
Blog is short for weblog(web log). A weblog is/was a form or online diary that is written for others to see. This is a blog - Kat Vixen and so is this - Ms Naughty. Those are two really well done and refined examples. Many blogs are much simpler.

Once you submit your blog to our Blog category here - Javes Webmaster Page it becomes a blog submission, which is much less painful than being beaten with a chunk of wood.

To really learn about blogging, go to Greenguy&Jim's Blogs and Blogging forum.

Surfn · 2005-08-03, 07:33 AM

UW your avatar is making me dizzy

Useless · 2005-08-03, 07:42 AM

I have no idea what you are talking about. |clown|

Ms Naughty · 2005-08-03, 09:00 AM

UW I'm flattered! Thanks for the compliment.

And thanks also for the link.

My Ms Naughty blog doesn't get daily entries like it should, but I've always felt that if I was going to post something it should at least be worth reading. So it can be that a week goes by before anything catches my attention.

And one of these days I'll work out how to install WordPress...

Bill · 2005-08-03, 01:36 PM

What's the recip link convention for blogs with Javes?

I'm not sure it's fair to the others on my blogrolls to give Javes two links when everybody else only get's one.

Useless · 2005-08-03, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill

What's the recip link convention for blogs with Javes?

I'm not sure it's fair to the others on my blogrolls to give Javes two links when everybody else only get's one.

Neither do I. As the reviewer, I expect nothing more than a simple text link (to our blog category) in the same manner as they'd link to any other blog or site. I cannot apply standard link list rules to blogs and I cannot foresee applying the standard reciprocal linking format either.

Boogie · 2005-08-03, 02:07 PM

i sent in a blog.

i hope its accepted!

:o

Bill · 2005-08-03, 02:13 PM

Ahhh, you're a scholar and a gentleman, UW.

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Your hard-earned reputation as a wisecracking SOB is safe. ;-}

Useless · 2005-08-03, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boogie

i sent in a blog.

i hope its accepted!

:o

How could I refuse anyone who uses 'diatribes' in their description?

Now watch, every blog submitted after this post will use it.

2005-08-01, 06:42 AM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	JAVES is now accepting blogs But...the page will not build until we get one blog. So someone submit a blog and we will get the page built and you will be the only link on it. http://www.javes.com/webmasters/index.html

2005-08-01, 09:35 AM	#2
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	...and please write a healthy description so that I don't have to edit it to say something like 'page with a bunch of incoherent yammering' or 'my cock has never been so soft as when I was reading this shit'. Don't be afraid to PM me with any other info or anything I should know about your blog. I know nothing. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-08-01, 10:06 AM	#3
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Well, so far I've reviewed 3 blogs, all submitted by the same person, and each one sucked more cock than my wife on prom night. We want real blogs - not fake tgps being run with a blog script. Give us something that we'd want our surfers to READ. Hit me up if you have any questions. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-08-01, 11:29 AM	#5
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Holy Shit! A blog submission with more words than just 'check out these galleries' and it has link back to Javes too. Must be our lucky day Jim. I've killed four so far. One was a good blog, but no link back and it fell apart in my super-browser. I would have accepted it if I could have found a link back since it looked fine in a lesser browser. Hi Mike __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-08-01, 10:35 PM	#12
dirtyjumbo You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2004 Location: So close no matter how far... Posts: 863	Well, I just got my acceptance emails so I assume my blogs aren't total crap Thx for the listings __________________ Royal Cash

2005-08-01, 11:04 AM	#4
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	LOL I just approved one You might want to look at it useless.

2005-08-01, 02:37 PM	#6
2msacras The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 394	wait....was it my blog with the link back problem?

2005-08-01, 02:47 PM	#8
2msacras The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 394	thanks I got nervous...I wasn't sure if that Hi was one of those scripts...I've warned everyone I got slow...but thanks for listing..i appreciate it and I'll have more blogs to add in the future

2005-08-01, 05:42 PM	#10
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Hehe, me thinks I scared away all of the bloggers. We have a whopping two listed right now. But at least they are both good. Don't let me scare you away from submitting your blogs people. The first three were absolute crap and the fourth one that I declined had some issues with constrcution and lacked a link back to Javes. I'm not looking for reasons to decline you, honest. Pervert's honor.

2005-08-01, 05:47 PM	#11
2msacras The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 394	it's going to take a lot more than that to scare me away....but I like the requirement that blogs require some of that written word thing

2005-08-02, 02:01 PM	#15
Doug E Kids are great, Appu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate and they practically raise themselves now-a-days, you know, with the internet and all Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Canadeh Posts: 197	Im happy with my fake blog for now, converts my crossing traffic quite well surprisingly __________________ Asian Porn \| Sora Aoi \| Natt Kesarin

2005-08-03, 02:56 AM	#16
wishmaster I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 85	hey being i new in this biz what the hell is a A blog submission ?

2005-08-03, 07:33 AM	#18
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	UW your avatar is making me dizzy __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-08-03, 07:42 AM	#19
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I have no idea what you are talking about. \|clown\| __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-08-03, 09:00 AM	#20
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	UW I'm flattered! Thanks for the compliment. And thanks also for the link. My Ms Naughty blog doesn't get daily entries like it should, but I've always felt that if I was going to post something it should at least be worth reading. So it can be that a week goes by before anything catches my attention. And one of these days I'll work out how to install WordPress... __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2005-08-03, 01:36 PM	#21
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	What's the recip link convention for blogs with Javes? I'm not sure it's fair to the others on my blogrolls to give Javes two links when everybody else only get's one.

2005-08-03, 02:07 PM	#23
Boogie I like to blog :) Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,050	i sent in a blog. i hope its accepted! :o __________________ I got a porn blog! Got a blog worth linking to? Contact me

2005-08-03, 02:13 PM	#24
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	Ahhh, you're a scholar and a gentleman, UW. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Your hard-earned reputation as a wisecracking SOB is safe. ;-}