The Pope Has Died - Page 2

Theproofhouse · 2005-04-01, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

They should stick a very large butt plug up his ass to see if there is any reaction. If he squeals like a pig and smiles then he gets to keep his feeding tube.

I wish someone would stick a butt plug up your fucking ass!

Cleo · 2005-04-01, 07:40 PM

There is a god???

I don't think so.

No god, no supreme being, nothing.

I respect everyone's right to believe in whatever floats their boat. Just don't go ramming me, my life, my happiness, and don't preempt the TV with a bunch of superstitious crap, especially about some old school moron teaching hated who long ago outlived what little usefulness he made out of his sorry ass life, with your boat.

RawAlex · 2005-04-01, 07:40 PM

proofhouse, you are, how can I say, rude.

Smart comment no longer needed, Cleo beat me to it.

Alex

Cleo · 2005-04-01, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theproofhouse

I wish someone would stick a butt plug up your fucking ass!

I've tried the butt plug thing. Didn't really do much for me but I did kind of squeal like a pig and then I felt like I needed to take a crap really bad. I did smile and laugh about it later but I can't say that I have any real desire to do the butt plug thing again.

But I would love to see CNN report that the Vatican in a last ditch move decide to stick a butt plug up the pope's poop shoot and see if he saw god or not.

pornrex · 2005-04-01, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

There is a god???

I don't think so.

No god, no supreme being, nothing.

I respect everyone's right to believe in whatever floats their boat. Just don't go ramming me, my life, my happiness, and don't preempt the TV with a bunch of superstitious crap, especially about some old school moron teaching hated who long ago outlived what little usefulness he made out of his sorry ass life, with your boat.

A contradictory statement if ever one made!

Just by the way you begin saying there is "no god, no supreme being, nothing" shows how little respect you have for the beliefs of others.
Then you go on to contradict yourself once again by saying "I respect everyone's right to believe in whatever floats their boat". So which is it? Do you or don't you respect because by the sounds of it, you have no respect for those that have a belief system that is very much different than yours.

And Alex...come on...is this not a board whereby freedom to speak is the right of every member on it, or is it reserved only for the chosen few who appear to be ballsy enough to run roughshod in here and do as they damn well please?

If Theproofhouse feels like telling me to fuck off and eat shit - I have to respect that statement. I may not agree or be happy with what he said but that is his right - to express himself.

However, if the Cleo's of the world are allowed to express themselves completely and we have to "tolerate" her expressions while others have to sit and shut up, then this board is becoming quite communistic, dont you agree?

So, if the Theproofhouse has to shut up or some derivative thereof, then Cleo should shut up and I should shut up as well. Otherwise my friend, might as well call it "greenguyovandjimski.com"

Cleo · 2005-04-01, 08:06 PM

You are the one that doesn't like my views.

I do have this image now of the old guy bent over with a large butt plug up his ass screaming oh god, oh god, yessssss ohhh ahhh don't stop yet, ohhh god it hurts so fucking good!

Kinky · 2005-04-01, 08:17 PM

all Cleo said was that she didn't think there is a god... she was answering her own question.... and all Alex said was that theproofhouse is rude which the post is a rude and direct attack on Cleo just for mentioning the pope and a buttplug in the same sentence....

Cleo · 2005-04-01, 08:18 PM

Butt Plug

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Kinky · 2005-04-01, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Butt Plug

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thepope

pornrex · 2005-04-01, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

You are the one that doesn't like my views.

I do have this image now of the old guy bent over with a large butt plug up his ass screaming oh god, oh god, yessssss ohhh ahhh don't stop yet, ohhh god it hurts so fucking good!

As "different" as her statement is, I do respect her for expressing her opinion.

But, her so-called opinions were not made with respect for others that do not share her beliefs. Whether I like your views, be it wrong or right is not the point here.

If Cleo is allowed to talk openly and freely then we should all be allowed to openly and freely speak as well, whether we agree or disagree, right or wrong or somewhere in between.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinky

...and all Alex said was that theproofhouse is rude

So making comments about a frail old man on his death bed with a butt plug in his ass is not considered rude?

Oh please...

Cleo · 2005-04-01, 08:33 PM

I think we all should take a deep breath, relax, and go sit on a large Butt Plug.

pornrex · 2005-04-01, 08:34 PM

Whatever floats YOUR boat, Cleo...

Cleo · 2005-04-01, 08:36 PM

Butt Plug

digifan · 2005-04-01, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I think we all should take a deep breath, relax, and go sit on a large Butt Plug.

There is one thing about religion I don't like.. it shares people and tries to turn them against the other... my motto is live and let live

PS
edited for typo what else?

Kinky · 2005-04-01, 08:43 PM

another thread about the pope spinning out of control

I'll take a deep breath

but the butt plug is outta the question

Useless · 2005-04-01, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Butt Plug

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digifan · 2005-04-01, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theproofhouse

I wish someone would stick a butt plug up your fucking ass!

Being rude to a lady AND mod won't solve your problem nor heal the pope.. a very sick 84 yr old man. That's not GFY and hope it will never turn to be one...

Cleo · 2005-04-01, 09:13 PM

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Kinky · 2005-04-01, 09:16 PM

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Cleo · 2005-04-01, 09:22 PM

Kinky · 2005-04-01, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

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Useless · 2005-04-01, 09:25 PM

In the year of your lord 1989, a drunk Marine declared that I was god on the beach of Monterey Bay. (I had helped him up after he fell in the sand and handed his white Stetson to him) Later that year, a smallish man with a big scar on his forehead offered me a blowjob for giving him directions to the Monterey Yacht Club, which was just around the corner from where we were. He had a hard time believing that I wasn't gay. He said that if I'm not gay, then there is no god. My wife often screams 'oh god' during orgasm. But she also says 'oh fuck'. Those are my closest brushes with the possibility of a higher power.

Cleo · 2005-04-01, 09:27 PM

Thou shalt have outrageous orgasms

Kinky · 2005-04-01, 09:29 PM

when I was a little kid I got dragged to church and had to give 50 cents of my allowance to the collection plate every weekend.... I'm still completely pissed about that

it really is ridiculous... they had seperate smaller envelopes for the little ones to uses that just held change

Cleo · 2005-04-01, 09:32 PM

I handed out Watch Tower magazines door to door.

Now I hand out porn to the masses.

Less guilt, more fun.

2005-04-01, 07:40 PM	#27
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	There is a god??? I don't think so. No god, no supreme being, nothing. I respect everyone's right to believe in whatever floats their boat. Just don't go ramming me, my life, my happiness, and don't preempt the TV with a bunch of superstitious crap, especially about some old school moron teaching hated who long ago outlived what little usefulness he made out of his sorry ass life, with your boat. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-04-01, 08:06 PM	#31
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	You are the one that doesn't like my views. I do have this image now of the old guy bent over with a large butt plug up his ass screaming oh god, oh god, yessssss ohhh ahhh don't stop yet, ohhh god it hurts so fucking good! __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-04-01, 08:17 PM	#32
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	all Cleo said was that she didn't think there is a god... she was answering her own question.... and all Alex said was that theproofhouse is rude which the post is a rude and direct attack on Cleo just for mentioning the pope and a buttplug in the same sentence.... __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-04-01, 08:18 PM	#33
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2005-04-01, 08:33 PM	#36
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I think we all should take a deep breath, relax, and go sit on a large Butt Plug. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-04-01, 07:40 PM	#28
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	proofhouse, you are, how can I say, rude. Smart comment no longer needed, Cleo beat me to it. Alex

2005-04-01, 08:34 PM	#37
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2005-04-01, 08:36 PM	#38
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2005-04-01, 08:43 PM	#40
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	another thread about the pope spinning out of control I'll take a deep breath but the butt plug is outta the question __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-04-01, 09:13 PM	#43
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2005-04-01, 09:16 PM	#44
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2005-04-01, 09:22 PM	#45
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2005-04-01, 09:25 PM	#47
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	In the year of your lord 1989, a drunk Marine declared that I was god on the beach of Monterey Bay. (I had helped him up after he fell in the sand and handed his white Stetson to him) Later that year, a smallish man with a big scar on his forehead offered me a blowjob for giving him directions to the Monterey Yacht Club, which was just around the corner from where we were. He had a hard time believing that I wasn't gay. He said that if I'm not gay, then there is no god. My wife often screams 'oh god' during orgasm. But she also says 'oh fuck'. Those are my closest brushes with the possibility of a higher power. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-04-01, 09:27 PM	#48
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2005-04-01, 09:29 PM	#49
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	when I was a little kid I got dragged to church and had to give 50 cents of my allowance to the collection plate every weekend.... I'm still completely pissed about that it really is ridiculous... they had seperate smaller envelopes for the little ones to uses that just held change __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-04-01, 09:32 PM	#50
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I handed out Watch Tower magazines door to door. Now I hand out porn to the masses. Less guilt, more fun. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289