Link List Pro V. 1.0

Useless · 2005-09-19, 12:25 PM

http://www.linklistpro.com/

Well, I've managed to make Link List Pro pretty. |cool| (OK, so I used a phpBB template) I've restarted development of the best motherfucking tool available to legitimate free site builder/submitters.

Free site builders can gather all of their link list reciprocal links using my ingeniously simple search tool. Search by niche (pronounced: category), link list, or both.
Looking for Amateur category recips? Simply select Amateur, hit submit and watch in awe as the Link List Pro lists it's database of Amateur recips along with each link list's rule page URL and submit page URL. Just need the blowjob recip for Filthy Earl? Select 'Blowjobs/Oral' from the left dropdown box and 'Filthy Earl's Filthy Fucking Links' from the other dropdown box, hit submit and like the miracle of oral sex itself - the blowjob recip for Filthy Earl appears. It's fucking genius man!

For you NEW LINK LIST OWNERS begging for submissions:
I'm now beta testing a the system that allows you to Add, Edit, and Delete your own recips from your own password protected directory. Yes - now you can get your recips added much sooner since you won't have to wait for my awesomely lazy ass to go out and harvest them from your site. Plus, you'll be able to update them at anytime. Want to get listed? Post in Link List Pro's pretty new forum - http://www.linklistpro.com/used-spunk/

More amazing innovations coming soon, but don't hold your breath.

MrYum · 2005-09-19, 12:44 PM

Very cool UW...an excellent resource

Now, get off your ass and do something useful

T Pat · 2005-09-20, 07:51 PM

Sweet makes me want to turn Tijuana-Whores Into an affiliate program

natalie · 2005-09-20, 08:27 PM

Thank you for adding my sites to your list you useless prick

hehe good work mate, it looks like a fantastic resource.

SirMoby · 2005-09-21, 05:14 PM

Keep it up and you may have to change your handle to

"Not Always Useless (but most of the time) Warrior"

docholly · 2005-11-25, 10:07 AM

Ok i finally got around to submitting something again.. and i used this totally AWESOME tool.. I was able to recept and submit in like 1/2 the time...

Thanks, Useless Cocksucking Warrior!!

Dr Bizzaro · 2005-11-25, 02:59 PM

You have Torn's World and no Universal Erotica?

MadMax · 2005-11-25, 03:04 PM

Lookin' great UW

DJilla · 2005-11-25, 04:04 PM

Ya know, during one of my first posts you said something really smartass that really, really, pissed me off.

Noticing that you'd been around too damn long to to attack I swore to just ignore you forever

Since, it seems through your subsequent posts that you are actually quite a reasonable guy, I've lessened my hostiliy to manageable levels (yes, I am a hothead)...

Seeing this tool, what it took to create, and you throwing it out there has completely reedemed (not that you should or do care) you in my eyes and even allows you to be just as much of an idiot as you want.

This thing is really impressive as is the talent and effort it took to create it and I take back every dirty name I called you that you never heard and hope maybe we can start over. You're not useless at all no matter what they say about you, you're definitely somebody I'd like to get to know better. |rock|

Chop Smith · 2005-11-26, 04:02 PM

Good to see you doing something useful. Good work!

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Useless · 2005-11-27, 10:30 AM

First, let me admit that I hadn't even looked at Link List Pro in at least a month. Yes, I suck. If there is a ball involved, I will be the one to drop it. I'm currently trying to reorganize my strange little world so that I can continue handling my online responsibities while realizing that the bulk of my income is not earned online. (I sell crack to school kids and give gloryhole blowjobs to large, puss dripping pricks) So, I am slowly weaving LLP back into my schedule.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

You have Torn's World and no Universal Erotica?

I've been yanking all the recips from sites whose owners have beat my wife at poker. Bunch more to go.

I need to re-add Emerald's new recips too because I yanked the old ones and haven't updated since.

I'll get UE up soon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJilla

Since, it seems through your subsequent posts that you are actually quite a reasonable guy, I've lessened my hostiliy to manageable levels (yes, I am a hothead)...

I have a perfectly good explanation of why I bounce around from sometimes helpful and understanding to angry, condescending, and insultive. I'm nuts. I'm working on it though, sort of. Thank you for your kind words.

Halfdeck · 2005-11-27, 12:43 PM

Nice job Useless. Impressive stuff

DJilla · 2005-11-28, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I have a perfectly good explanation of why I bounce around from sometimes helpful and understanding to angry, condescending, and insultive. I'm nuts. I'm working on it though, sort of. Thank you for your kind words.

Ya! I'm boderline manic too. Mostly I don't, but too many times you have to go around and apoligize a lot saying

"it wasn't me"

I Hate That

2005-09-19, 12:25 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Link List Pro V. 1.0 http://www.linklistpro.com/ Well, I've managed to make Link List Pro pretty. \|cool\| (OK, so I used a phpBB template) I've restarted development of the best motherfucking tool available to legitimate free site builder/submitters. Free site builders can gather all of their link list reciprocal links using my ingeniously simple search tool. Search by niche (pronounced: category), link list, or both. Looking for Amateur category recips? Simply select Amateur, hit submit and watch in awe as the Link List Pro lists it's database of Amateur recips along with each link list's rule page URL and submit page URL. Just need the blowjob recip for Filthy Earl? Select 'Blowjobs/Oral' from the left dropdown box and 'Filthy Earl's Filthy Fucking Links' from the other dropdown box, hit submit and like the miracle of oral sex itself - the blowjob recip for Filthy Earl appears. It's fucking genius man! For you NEW LINK LIST OWNERS begging for submissions: I'm now beta testing a the system that allows you to Add, Edit, and Delete your own recips from your own password protected directory. Yes - now you can get your recips added much sooner since you won't have to wait for my awesomely lazy ass to go out and harvest them from your site. Plus, you'll be able to update them at anytime. Want to get listed? Post in Link List Pro's pretty new forum - http://www.linklistpro.com/used-spunk/ More amazing innovations coming soon, but don't hold your breath. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-09-19, 12:44 PM	#2
MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	Very cool UW...an excellent resource Now, get off your ass and do something useful __________________ Porno Flixxx Submissions SOTI Site Submissions Free Porn Resource Submissions

2005-09-20, 07:51 PM	#3
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	Sweet makes me want to turn Tijuana-Whores Into an affiliate program __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2005-09-20, 08:27 PM	#4
natalie Whoo! 9/10 the way to buddy plays in "The Christ from Oz"! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 921	Thank you for adding my sites to your list you useless prick hehe good work mate, it looks like a fantastic resource. __________________ No 2257 woes with Retroraunch Submit to my Punani And my Pink Pussy

2005-11-25, 10:07 AM	#6
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	Ok i finally got around to submitting something again.. and i used this totally AWESOME tool.. I was able to recept and submit in like 1/2 the time... Thanks, Useless Cocksucking Warrior!! __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2005-09-21, 05:14 PM	#5
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	Keep it up and you may have to change your handle to "Not Always Useless (but most of the time) Warrior"

2005-11-25, 02:59 PM	#7
Dr Bizzaro I'm not interested in the facts, I'm interested in my opinion. Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,620	You have Torn's World and no Universal Erotica? __________________ -DrBizzaro Make BIG $ selling text links! Sell Links and get $$

2005-11-25, 03:04 PM	#8
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Lookin' great UW

2005-11-25, 04:04 PM	#9
DJilla You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 525	Very, Very, Impressive! Ya know, during one of my first posts you said something really smartass that really, really, pissed me off. Noticing that you'd been around too damn long to to attack I swore to just ignore you forever Since, it seems through your subsequent posts that you are actually quite a reasonable guy, I've lessened my hostiliy to manageable levels (yes, I am a hothead)... Seeing this tool, what it took to create, and you throwing it out there has completely reedemed (not that you should or do care) you in my eyes and even allows you to be just as much of an idiot as you want. This thing is really impressive as is the talent and effort it took to create it and I take back every dirty name I called you that you never heard and hope maybe we can start over. You're not useless at all no matter what they say about you, you're definitely somebody I'd like to get to know better. \|rock\| __________________ Submit Free Sites, Blogs, Movies, TGP's, Triple XXX Info

2005-11-27, 12:43 PM	#12
Halfdeck You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Haven, CT Posts: 985	Nice job Useless. Impressive stuff __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm.