For the first time...my ass!

Useless · 2005-04-12, 12:11 PM

Why does everyone feel it necessary to squeeze 'first time' into their descriptions? Cut that shit out. The chicks in the content we use haven't experienced any firsts since junior high and you're not fooling anyone. How can it be everyone's first time? Her first anal, her first lesbian encounter, her first black cock, yada, yada, yada. How about her first free site rejection?

cd34 · 2005-04-12, 12:14 PM

I was expecting a totally different message after reading that subject.

Cleo · 2005-04-12, 12:16 PM

This thread is useless without pics of Useless's ass

Rocco · 2005-04-12, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cd34

I was expecting a totally different message after reading that subject.

me too LOL

Useless · 2005-04-12, 12:35 PM

Ya bunch of filthy bastards! And that's not the first time I've said that.

swedguy · 2005-04-12, 12:40 PM

I thought this was going to be something about Useless and Foxy

plateman · 2005-04-12, 12:41 PM

I think he is having nightmares of the band of cleo's trannies that want his bunghole and mouth for the frist time..

Head Boy · 2005-04-12, 12:47 PM

Quote:

For the first time...my ass!

Caught me out with that title.

Useless · 2005-04-12, 01:21 PM

Note to self: pick your words more carefully.

UW

MrMaryLou · 2005-04-12, 01:27 PM

So Useless when was your first time with a butt plug

Thumbler · 2005-04-12, 01:36 PM

This thread is my first big disappointment

zanex · 2005-04-12, 01:38 PM

where is it? where is it?

Cleo · 2005-04-12, 01:39 PM

So is it true Skippy that you probed Useless Warrior's ass and he did push back?

zanex · 2005-04-12, 02:16 PM

damn Cleo, you always caught me with that dynamic nick thingie...damn

or it's not dynamic???

ClickBuster · 2005-04-12, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

So is it true Useless Warrior that you probed Useless Warrior's ass and he did push back?

LOL

Ramster · 2005-04-12, 02:45 PM

Getting back on topic I agree, First Time is being used toooooo often.

Sure it's her first time swallowing, she took 5 loads!! LOL

cofras · 2005-04-12, 02:58 PM

I agree, but most people probably do it that way as soon as the sponsor is advertising the same way.
Some sponsors even have firsttime in their domain name, so why wouldn't you let the surfer think it's really their first time when the surfer promotes it that way ?

Greenguy · 2005-04-12, 03:20 PM

"My name is Heather & this is the 1st time my pics have appeared on this URL"

pornrex · 2005-04-12, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramster

Sure it's her first time swallowing, she took 5 loads!! LOL

I wish EVERY first timer could swallow 5 loads their first time...

Useless · 2005-04-12, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornrex

I wish EVERY first timer could swallow 5 loads their first time...

Amen!

Useless · 2005-04-12, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaryLou

So Useless when was your first time with a butt plug

I put one in about halfway through this thread to slow down the ass-raping that I've brought upon myself.

Ouch.

stuveltje · 2005-04-12, 03:52 PM

oke first time pics of useless ass did i see that right?

MadMax · 2005-04-12, 04:47 PM

I personally would rather NOT see pics

Back to the initial post, however, I'm sick as hell of seeing that in descriptions. For the moment I'm editing it out, but if things keep up I may post a big warning and start declining.

Cleo · 2005-04-12, 04:52 PM

A filter words and/or phases plugin is a beautiful thing.

RawAlex · 2005-04-12, 05:01 PM

I like girls with stretch marks doing "first time hardcore"... immaculate conception lives on.

Alex

2005-04-12, 12:11 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	For the first time...my ass! Why does everyone feel it necessary to squeeze 'first time' into their descriptions? Cut that shit out. The chicks in the content we use haven't experienced any firsts since junior high and you're not fooling anyone. How can it be everyone's first time? Her first anal, her first lesbian encounter, her first black cock, yada, yada, yada. How about her first free site rejection? __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-04-12, 12:14 PM	#2
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2005-04-12, 12:16 PM	#3
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2005-04-12, 12:35 PM	#5
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Ya bunch of filthy bastards! And that's not the first time I've said that. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-04-12, 12:41 PM	#7
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2005-04-12, 12:40 PM	#6
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2005-04-12, 01:21 PM	#9
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2005-04-12, 01:27 PM	#10
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2005-04-12, 01:36 PM	#11
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2005-04-12, 01:38 PM	#12
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2005-04-12, 01:39 PM	#13
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2005-04-12, 02:16 PM	#14
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2005-04-12, 02:45 PM	#16
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2005-04-12, 02:58 PM	#17
cofras Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 6	I agree, but most people probably do it that way as soon as the sponsor is advertising the same way. Some sponsors even have firsttime in their domain name, so why wouldn't you let the surfer think it's really their first time when the surfer promotes it that way ?

2005-04-12, 03:20 PM	#18
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2005-04-12, 03:52 PM	#22
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2005-04-12, 04:47 PM	#23
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	I personally would rather NOT see pics Back to the initial post, however, I'm sick as hell of seeing that in descriptions. For the moment I'm editing it out, but if things keep up I may post a big warning and start declining.

2005-04-12, 04:52 PM	#24
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2005-04-12, 05:01 PM	#25
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	I like girls with stretch marks doing "first time hardcore"... immaculate conception lives on. Alex