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Old 2006-05-21, 12:13 PM   #1
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Question Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I may never sleep again.

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Old 2006-05-21, 12:57 PM   #2
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Oh man. I'm glad I sleep very light. My programmer friend is Bi-polar and sleeps over my house at least 2 times a week. I have informed the wife to make sure the doors are locked in the bedroom when we sleep. He is also paranoid and constantly think people in the government are after him. I still work for the government and only hope he does not think I am watching him. Needless to say, I keep my gun locked up but when he is here it is loaded and siting next to the bed. I have some military weapons close to where he sleeps (sword, bayonett, etc) and can honestly see him taking one of these things and trying to kill one of us. Just the other day he was at the house and told me he needed to leave cause he forgot to bring his meds. I asked him "do you really need that stuff? Man can't you just forget it and live your life?" his response "Oh Yeah I need it, you have no idea what's going on in my head and how many people are fighting in there" I told him "Ok go fast!" It sure does make for interesting nights.
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Old 2006-05-23, 09:00 AM   #3
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Oh man. I'm glad I sleep very light. My programmer friend is Bi-polar and sleeps over my house at least 2 times a week. I have informed the wife to make sure the doors are locked in the bedroom when we sleep. He is also paranoid and constantly think people in the government are after him. I still work for the government and only hope he does not think I am watching him. Needless to say, I keep my gun locked up but when he is here it is loaded and siting next to the bed. I have some military weapons close to where he sleeps (sword, bayonett, etc) and can honestly see him taking one of these things and trying to kill one of us. Just the other day he was at the house and told me he needed to leave cause he forgot to bring his meds. I asked him "do you really need that stuff? Man can't you just forget it and live your life?" his response "Oh Yeah I need it, you have no idea what's going on in my head and how many people are fighting in there" I told him "Ok go fast!" It sure does make for interesting nights.
Why in the world would you let a psycho stay at your house if you are scared he can kill you or your wife? I am surprised you are still married, and I hope you don't have kids.
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Old 2006-05-23, 09:44 AM   #4
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Why in the world would you let a psycho stay at your house if you are scared he can kill you or your wife? I am surprised you are still married, and I hope you don't have kids.
Exactly what I was thinking!
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Old 2006-05-21, 05:57 PM   #5
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Old 2006-05-21, 10:14 PM   #6
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I think I'd rather just be shot int he head 3 times then have my balls ripped off.
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Old 2006-05-21, 11:37 PM   #7
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If it wasn't for the occasional giggle I get from the sound of my testes slapping against some chick's ass, I'd love to have the ugly fucks removed. They menace me on a daily basis. When I see them in the mirror, I think, 'what kind of sick slut would want to mouth those disgusting things?'
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Old 2006-05-22, 12:19 AM   #8
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If it wasn't for the occasional giggle I get from the sound of my testes slapping against some chick's ass, I'd love to have the ugly fucks removed. They menace me on a daily basis. When I see them in the mirror, I think, 'what kind of sick slut would want to mouth those disgusting things?'
Pssst...UW, shave those bad boys and they don't look nearly as unsightly
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Old 2006-05-22, 10:46 PM   #9
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Pssst...UW, shave those bad boys and they don't look nearly as unsightly
UW is already totally shaved...from the neck down
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Old 2006-05-22, 11:53 PM   #10
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UW is already totally shaved...from the neck down
Well damn...those must be some ooogly twins he's got then
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Old 2006-05-23, 10:29 AM   #11
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Well damn...those must be some ooogly twins he's got then
Yes, yes they are. But I am not completely shaved. I shave my head. I have a goatee or a goat face snatch or whatever you want to call it. I don't shave my chest since I've been blessed with only 20 hairs there anyway. I do shave down below, but only for recreational purposes.
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Old 2006-05-22, 01:08 PM   #12
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That's pretty graffic...Sucks for him
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Old 2006-05-22, 02:22 PM   #13
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Old 2006-05-23, 04:57 PM   #14
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Suck all you want, that pipe is broken!
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Old 2006-05-23, 12:33 PM   #15
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