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2006-05-21, 12:13 PM | #1 |
If there is nobody out there, that's a lot of real estate going to waste!
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Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I may never sleep again.
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2006-05-21, 12:57 PM | #2 |
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Oh man. I'm glad I sleep very light. My programmer friend is Bi-polar and sleeps over my house at least 2 times a week. I have informed the wife to make sure the doors are locked in the bedroom when we sleep. He is also paranoid and constantly think people in the government are after him. I still work for the government and only hope he does not think I am watching him. Needless to say, I keep my gun locked up but when he is here it is loaded and siting next to the bed. I have some military weapons close to where he sleeps (sword, bayonett, etc) and can honestly see him taking one of these things and trying to kill one of us. Just the other day he was at the house and told me he needed to leave cause he forgot to bring his meds. I asked him "do you really need that stuff? Man can't you just forget it and live your life?" his response "Oh Yeah I need it, you have no idea what's going on in my head and how many people are fighting in there" I told him "Ok go fast!" It sure does make for interesting nights.
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2006-05-23, 09:00 AM | #3 | |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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2006-05-23, 09:44 AM | #4 | |
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
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2006-05-21, 05:57 PM | #5 | |
Shimmering Silver Head Of Wisdom Looking At Me!
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2006-05-21, 10:14 PM | #6 |
Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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I think I'd rather just be shot int he head 3 times then have my balls ripped off.
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2006-05-21, 11:37 PM | #7 |
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If it wasn't for the occasional giggle I get from the sound of my testes slapping against some chick's ass, I'd love to have the ugly fucks removed. They menace me on a daily basis. When I see them in the mirror, I think, 'what kind of sick slut would want to mouth those disgusting things?'
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2006-05-22, 12:19 AM | #8 | |
Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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2006-05-22, 10:46 PM | #9 | |
Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships
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2006-05-22, 11:53 PM | #10 | |
Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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2006-05-23, 10:29 AM | #11 | |
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2006-05-22, 01:08 PM | #12 |
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
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That's pretty graffic...Sucks for him
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2006-05-22, 02:22 PM | #13 |
Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!
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Men watch out!! It has now been proven possible and now many demented women have it in their head to do it!
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2006-05-23, 04:57 PM | #14 | |
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
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2006-05-23, 12:33 PM | #15 |
...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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Eh, normal is overrated
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