HAHAHAHAHAHA!

ScreaM · 2005-09-06, 12:33 PM

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines.
After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"
The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play, he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and with great passion delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter but the director was steaming!
"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"
The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"
"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"

Erick G · 2005-09-06, 01:32 PM

a few too many HAHA's
but funny nonetheless.

ScreaM · 2005-09-06, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erick G

a few too many HAHA's
but funny nonetheless.

That was the HAHA's from 2 ppl - me and my best friend!!!

2005-09-06, 12:33 PM	#1
ScreaM Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 218	HAHAHAHAHAHA! There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'" The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play, he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and with great passion delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress." The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter but the director was steaming! "You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!" The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?" "No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"

2005-09-06, 01:32 PM	#2
Erick G Look maah I moved out and got my own space:) Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 555	a few too many HAHA's but funny nonetheless. __________________ Exclusive Feeds