Ever do something and right after say FUCK!!

juggernaut · 2005-07-08, 04:00 PM

Well that was me last night. The wife and I have been up late most of the past two months 3,4,5 am is now our common times for bed. Well we took the dog out for a walk last night and I locked the front door. Oops. No key to get back in the house. And all the windows are security locked. Well it was 2am and I could not wake up the neighbors, not that they could help. I had no phone to call family to bring over a key, it was raining and my new lock and key set were also installed with my new weather striping, So my old burgler skills could not help lol. In the end it was the trusty American flag that saved us lol. Took it off its mount and just bashed the window open next to the door lol. Man my neighbors are great, not one police car showed up at the house. lol. I made so much noise for 5 minutes removing glass you would have thought at least the condo security would have come by. But I guess he was took busy sleeping in his truck lol. Well now on to see if I can either replace the glass or have to replace the whole f-ing window.

sylvanio · 2005-07-08, 10:42 PM

yup

im was always in the past entering by my windows that i broke !

now i hide one more key near

-syl

digifan · 2005-07-08, 11:22 PM

Never happened to me.. yet. I think it's just a matter of time

Useless · 2005-07-08, 11:49 PM

I have to send my son through the doggy-door all of the time because I leave the keys in the house when we leave. Truth be told - I can fit through our doggy-door, but I feel like an idiot getting half way in and having the dogs licking my face. Asshole dogs.

digifan · 2005-07-08, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I have to send my son through the doggy-door all of the time because I leave the keys in the house when we leave. Truth be told - I can fit through our doggy-door, but I feel like an idiot getting half way in and having the dogs licking my face. Asshole dogs.

Must be some big dogs

Useless · 2005-07-09, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by digifan

Must be some big dogs

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MorganGrayson · 2005-07-09, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

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Gorgeous dogs, UW.

I was both grateful and rather unnerved by how easy it was for one of my daughters to break into the house when we managed to lock ourselves out. Off would come the screen, open would go the window and the child disappeared face first through the window to reappear at the front door...swearing. Apparently that head first landing was a little rough.

Jel · 2005-07-09, 02:58 AM

lol,
I remember the time I visited my mum and we went off somewhere, came back and she had forfotten her keys. Took about 2 minutes, no noise, no breakages of any kind. She worried for about 3 months non stop after that, I wished I'd just broke a damn window and let my Dad bollock her lol

juggernaut · 2005-07-09, 03:33 AM

OH UW Best breed of dog I ever had. Just the best is all I can say.

Linkster · 2005-07-09, 07:02 AM

Sure is nice to never even have to lock anything - I dont even remember where my house key is let alone how to use it - I got very surprised one day about a year ago when I had someone stay at the house while I was gone - came home - and found the doors locked - good thing the windows dont lock

Cleo · 2005-07-09, 07:10 AM

I have a keypad that opens my garage door.

Doesn't work too well if my house is without power.

I had a key to my front door hidden under my deck but the deck is gone and I guess my spare key with it. I guess I should have another spare key made and hide it someplace incase I don't have my keys with me and my house has no power.

Greenguy · 2005-07-09, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

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I have that same couch

sue-fl · 2005-07-09, 11:30 AM

Damn jaggernaut what a story! Can't believe no one came to help you that sucks!! We have a spare key hidden also as my 17 year old can never remember to take his keys with him.

UW love the dogs!!! They are beautiful!

juggernaut · 2005-07-09, 01:17 PM

Yeah it totally sucked. But like I said once before I live by a bunch of people who are just trailor trash, so locking the house is a must. I did this like 2 years ago when I 1st got the place. I asked my neighbor if they had a hammer. When I explained why, he pulled out a credit card and jimmyed open the door in like 4 seconds. So needless to say it was off to the hardware store for a new lock and key set. Only problem is it works really really good lol. And it kept me out. Today I'm off to the home depot to either pay for a brand new window or see if they can replace the glass. I was to go yesterday but the rain made me just sit around.

cd34 · 2005-07-09, 01:27 PM

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http://www.homedepot.com/ (search for powerbolt or keysafe)

Trev · 2005-07-09, 03:29 PM

I once had to break OUT of my house.

Long story, but it involved a folding table, a hallway just wide enough for it to lay flat in and a bathroom door that opened out (so the pins in the hinges were on the outside too). It ended with me naked except for a much to small pink womans bathrobe, climbing out of the bathroom window onto the back porch where thankfully the back door was open.

2005-07-08, 04:00 PM	#1
juggernaut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does. Posts: 1,448	Ever do something and right after say FUCK!! Well that was me last night. The wife and I have been up late most of the past two months 3,4,5 am is now our common times for bed. Well we took the dog out for a walk last night and I locked the front door. Oops. No key to get back in the house. And all the windows are security locked. Well it was 2am and I could not wake up the neighbors, not that they could help. I had no phone to call family to bring over a key, it was raining and my new lock and key set were also installed with my new weather striping, So my old burgler skills could not help lol. In the end it was the trusty American flag that saved us lol. Took it off its mount and just bashed the window open next to the door lol. Man my neighbors are great, not one police car showed up at the house. lol. I made so much noise for 5 minutes removing glass you would have thought at least the condo security would have come by. But I guess he was took busy sleeping in his truck lol. Well now on to see if I can either replace the glass or have to replace the whole f-ing window.

2005-07-08, 11:49 PM	#4
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I have to send my son through the doggy-door all of the time because I leave the keys in the house when we leave. Truth be told - I can fit through our doggy-door, but I feel like an idiot getting half way in and having the dogs licking my face. Asshole dogs. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-07-09, 07:02 AM	#10
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	Sure is nice to never even have to lock anything - I dont even remember where my house key is let alone how to use it - I got very surprised one day about a year ago when I had someone stay at the house while I was gone - came home - and found the doors locked - good thing the windows dont lock __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-07-09, 07:10 AM	#11
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I have a keypad that opens my garage door. Doesn't work too well if my house is without power. I had a key to my front door hidden under my deck but the deck is gone and I guess my spare key with it. I guess I should have another spare key made and hide it someplace incase I don't have my keys with me and my house has no power. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-07-09, 01:27 PM	#15
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2005-07-08, 10:42 PM	#2
sylvanio If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 33	yup im was always in the past entering by my windows that i broke ! now i hide one more key near -syl

2005-07-08, 11:22 PM	#3
digifan ...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In your dreams, baby Posts: 3,835	Never happened to me.. yet. I think it's just a matter of time

2005-07-09, 02:58 AM	#8
Jel I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London, United Kingdom Posts: 1,895	lol, I remember the time I visited my mum and we went off somewhere, came back and she had forfotten her keys. Took about 2 minutes, no noise, no breakages of any kind. She worried for about 3 months non stop after that, I wished I'd just broke a damn window and let my Dad bollock her lol

2005-07-09, 03:33 AM	#9
juggernaut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does. Posts: 1,448	OH UW Best breed of dog I ever had. Just the best is all I can say.

2005-07-09, 11:30 AM	#13
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	Damn jaggernaut what a story! Can't believe no one came to help you that sucks!! We have a spare key hidden also as my 17 year old can never remember to take his keys with him. UW love the dogs!!! They are beautiful!

2005-07-09, 01:17 PM	#14
juggernaut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does. Posts: 1,448	Yeah it totally sucked. But like I said once before I live by a bunch of people who are just trailor trash, so locking the house is a must. I did this like 2 years ago when I 1st got the place. I asked my neighbor if they had a hammer. When I explained why, he pulled out a credit card and jimmyed open the door in like 4 seconds. So needless to say it was off to the hardware store for a new lock and key set. Only problem is it works really really good lol. And it kept me out. Today I'm off to the home depot to either pay for a brand new window or see if they can replace the glass. I was to go yesterday but the rain made me just sit around.

2005-07-09, 03:29 PM	#16
Trev Is it over already? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: the beautiful shores of Lake Erie Posts: 890	I once had to break OUT of my house. Long story, but it involved a folding table, a hallway just wide enough for it to lay flat in and a bathroom door that opened out (so the pins in the hinges were on the outside too). It ended with me naked except for a much to small pink womans bathrobe, climbing out of the bathroom window onto the back porch where thankfully the back door was open. __________________ Hey buddy... can you spare a sig?