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Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-07-12, 03:54 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man A...

Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man

A vibrators only function is to please you.
They don't watch televised sports when you want to talk.
They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-07-08, 07:25 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Jim and his best friend Bob were talking late one...

Jim and his best friend Bob were talking late one night at one of the local bars. Jim turned to his friend, and asked "How do you manage to stay out late every night, and never have your wife get...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-07-04, 05:44 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
a1 vrt

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-06-17, 06:33 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
10 Warning Signs That Your Net Girlfriend is a...

10 Warning Signs That Your Net Girlfriend is a Freak



She sends you virtual flowers every hour on the hour...and then sends you an email every 5 minutes to ask if you got them.

You're 10...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-06-07, 08:41 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
A farmer had 5 female pigs and times were getting...

A farmer had 5 female pigs and times were getting tough, so he went to the country fair to sell his pigs. At the fair, he came across a farmer who had 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-06-03, 07:19 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this,...

An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-05-30, 09:41 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Lesbian Joke. A young woman, in the course...

Lesbian Joke.

A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet.

Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-05-27, 10:13 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to...

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess,...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-05-24, 05:11 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
The New Barbie Doll A guy walks into the...

The New Barbie Doll


A guy walks into the Toys R Us shop in downtown New York and says to the assistant, "Could you please show me your Barbie Dolls?"
She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-05-20, 05:18 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you will...
Forum: TGP Discussions 2005-05-20, 02:55 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,035
Posted By Optic
I'm really sorry for this |spam|ming yesterday. I...

I'm really sorry for this |spam|ming yesterday. I had a long flight and didn't recover. :(
Forum: TGP Discussions 2005-05-20, 02:51 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,558
Posted By Optic
Absolutely agree. |ihatespam

Absolutely agree.


|ihatespam
Forum: TGP Discussions 2005-05-19, 08:45 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,035
Posted By Optic
|spam| (no one asked for programs with hosted...

|spam| (no one asked for programs with hosted galeries)
Forum: TGP Discussions 2005-05-19, 08:36 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,218
Posted By Optic
Loads fast. But header desifn is too simple...

Loads fast.

But header desifn is too simple for my taste and text descriptions for certain are not ok (don't fit even one line).

And as it was already said, MGP - Movie Gallery Post, so, if you...
Forum: TGP Discussions 2005-05-19, 08:24 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,558
Posted By Optic
|spam| (no one asked for hosted galleries)

|spam| (no one asked for hosted galleries)
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-05-18, 07:39 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Poor Old Lady When I went to lunch today, I...

Poor Old Lady

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-05-06, 07:29 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Drinks for Free? One night these two men...

Drinks for Free?

One night these two men wanted to go out for drinks, but they didn't have any money. so the first man said, "No problem. I have an idea"
So the two proceeded to the closest bar...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-05-03, 05:39 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Dildo joke. A 60 year old woman came home...

Dildo joke.

A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator.
"What are you...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-04-29, 07:02 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 4,417
Posted By Optic
CCBill is better because of its DataLink system.

CCBill is better because of its DataLink system.
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-04-29, 07:00 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Joke as usual. It was a average day in...

Joke as usual.

It was a average day in Bobby's first grade class. Around 11:00 he had to go to the bathroom, so he raised his hand and ask the teacher. The teacher noticed this pattern and asked...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-04-25, 07:52 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Fat joke. A man walks in to the country...

Fat joke.

A man walks in to the country store and asks the clerk for a package of condoms. The clerk asks "what size are you?" "I dunno" replies the man. Well the clerk tells him to go out back...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-04-22, 05:54 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Joke, as usual. A salesman rang the door...

Joke, as usual.


A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home. Johnny said, ''Yes.'' The salesman said, ''Well, can I see him please?''...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-04-19, 04:06 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Lesbian joke. A woman walks into her...

Lesbian joke.

A woman walks into her doctor’s office and says “Doctor, I have this terrible rash.” She lifts up her sweater to reveal a large ‘M’ shaped rash. The doctor replies, “Now that is the...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-04-15, 04:12 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Joke, as usual. This elderly lady went to...

Joke, as usual.

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-04-13, 05:43 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,602
Posted By Optic
Hello, my dearest webmasters! We have...

Hello, my dearest webmasters!

We have finally changed moving to new hosting and we're up again and been already tested on our own traffic.

So, there is what we have for this moment.

Things...
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