Fucking Facebook!
 

For those of you who are my friends on Facebook, I have been locked out and it appears that my page is gone.

Fucking savages. They don't like my name. Nothing else. |banghead|

Also, since both Doc Holly and I got booted during the same week, I'm betting that my stalker Jen is the one who reported us. I'm not changing my name and I'm not submitting documents to Facebook, so don't expect me back.

You do seem to have been erased. :(

Facebook is for kids and teenagers anyway. You are too old for Facebook. :)
|couch|

Unfriended & blocked (her, not you)

You know you will be back in a week with a new name like Wolfie Von Longsausage

Thank you, lover. |smooch|

This whole situation is weird. When I took about two weeks off of Facebook, it didn't bother me at all. Being booted, however, feels oddly distressing.

that sucks mate :( I know tons (6 or 7 equals tons, right?) of people locked out because of their name, which obviously gives me cause for concern also |scared|

Very annoying, especially as the creator of the damn thing goes by that ridiculously obvious made-up name of 'zuckenberg' |loony|

How cute! Jel misses his |assfuck| buddy Wolfie |lol|

Awww! I feel loved.

I have been playing with Twitter which, as far as I can tell, is a fucking sewer. There isn't the same connection to people you "know." Everyone is a stranger and they post shit. Plus, I don't get to see my female friends bikini photos anymore. |banghead|

I do! |bananna| lol

just make a new account, you lazy fuck |club|

I keep trying to advertise my book on FaceBook. They keep refusing to display the advert because it "shows an excessive amount of skin"!