The Pope Has Died
 

RIP Pope John Paul II

I've told my wife for days, if he dies today, noone will believe it.

The Vatican denies it.

guess the pope has taken his last poop

Now if only the rest of the Vatican would be kind enough to acknowledge the 21st century and go away.

I'm thinking it will not be prudent to bring my Buddy Christ accross the border tomorrow

First the Italian media reported his heart and brain stopped functioning and now they're saying this is not true... regardless, it is only a matter of time, as he is not expected to recover.

they don't have life support in the Vatican?

Who?

who will be the next pope now?

|buddy|
The Holy Father is still alive.

whats the real story? dead or alive?

Alive

marginal.

He's as alive as Terry Schiavo was last week :D

i cant help it cleo i had to think all day about you, lol last time you mention everytime "did he die yet" i cant help it but i had to smile when they said the pope was dieing, special when they mentioned, that an other wholey guy would hit him on the head 3 times when he would die..........i was thinking why hitting him? to make it go faster...i know its bad but then i dont have some god thing or whatever, i only believe in my own wallet, if me and my hubby dont work i would have no life....thats a fact, btw i didnt know he died already nothing mentioned here yet.me watching the news now

ha that explain yep he still is alive, maybe they will give him the 3 knocks on his head this eve... |couch|

Imagine if they pull his feeding tube. The fucking universe would explode.

I admit, I am not a pope fan. I need to be educated on why he or his posse is relevant.

I'm tired of feeding tubes. I'm tired of the religious right. I can't wrap my head around it all. I like Darwin. I don't see why I should trust a very old book. Maybe the virgin marry wasn't a virgin, she just got knocked up and didn't want to admit it.

But I still want a damn Buddy Christ 850 posts from now.

They should stick a very large butt plug up his ass to see if there is any reaction. If he squeals like a pig and smiles then he gets to keep his feeding tube.

hahhaahahahahahah i was waiting you would anwser on this one......am choking here, cleo your a bad girl:D

i like my buddy christ, funny is i see christ now as a porn king:D...lol ii ave him on my monitor and i am defending it because my kids wanna steal him:D

Its incredible how little respect you show towards people. I suppose this means that you expect very little in return.

Only the evil doers like the ones that claim to be spreading the word of their god.

I've had "god" shoved down my throat for 28 years, I don't think one butt plug up the pope's ass sounds that bad, plus he is dead already |couch|

I hope you are trying to say you only believe in yourself, your ability, honesty, hard work etc... I am not a Catholic, nor a church goer at all but I respect others beliefs... we have a saying here: "Help yourself and God will help you too"... to make you strong, healthy etc. so you can fill your wallet.

Good luck :)

No my friend you've had catholicism and protestantism shoved down your throat for that long, of course it isn't all the pleasant.

Christianity was not meant to be watered down, doctored and package in the manner in which you see it today.

You want to really understand what Christianity is all about? Study Orthodox Christianity. That form of Christianity was and STILL is the true form of Christianity - as it has been taught and preached for 2000 years. It is the original Christianity - everything else is derived from it.

Catholicism (which in its present form has been in existance for 652 years) and Protestantism (which has been split into so many forms, you can't tell which end is up down left or right) or any derivative thereof are complete frauds - look at the dwindling attendance in those churches if you want proof!!

I'll make it simple for you to understand: There is only one Jack Daniels, right? Everything else is just bourbon and not worthy of comparison to JD. Oh sure there are knock offs and perhaps there are bourbons out there that MAY have a better flavor but realize this: there is only one JD.

One last thing: I find it quite interesting that a number of you post "god" with a lower case g. Quite interesting indeed.

Remember this if anything else: God is not a mean God. God is love. "People" kind through sin and disillusionment always blame God for their troubles (if in fact they believe in him or not) but almost always never admit their mistakes.

|peace|