$1 Per 100 Words - Writing Service
I have only two talents: cunnilingus and writing. Since being a man-whore is currently illegal in my community, I have decided to whore out my writing skills. I can create either lengthy gallery descriptions, reviews, or blog posts at one dollar per 100 words.
My fee: 100 words - $1 200 words - $2 300 words - $3 400 words - $4 Are you beginning to see the pattern? Excellent! According to my calculator, $100 would buy you 100 one hundred word posts OR 50 two hundred word posts OR 33 three hundred word posts OR 25 four hundred word posts OR 20 five hundred word posts. I can take orders of any size. Just send me a list of links to the galleries, pages, content, whatever, that you'd like me to write about, and I shall get started. Small orders (10-20 posts) should be completed in about a day. This is a writing service only. All that you'll receive from me is a text file. This service does not include cropping photos or embedding content within the text. Can I do it? Of course, but such services would double the fee. I only accept Paypal and would appreciate payment in advance. If you are intending to contract me for a large order, I'll be happy to write a few pieces before payment to ensure that you like my writing style. Send me a private message or email me at webmaster | at | maladaptedmedia.com for orders or information. |thumb |
adapt or die.
It's curious, that dichotomy in the economic valuation of sexual skills. Brain structures and cultural imprinting and herd imperatives. Biology is destiny. I think I'm grateful not to have been fated with the female neuroharness. This male neuroharness blows chunks, but the poor things suffer so. |
I'll take 50 words! :D
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Oh! Thanks for moving it here, your Greenness! |smooch|
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Good luck with your service.
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I'm sure you will do very well!
Good text writers are impossible to find. |thumb|thumb |
A small order has been placed. |shake|
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I am sure I can use this service for something but need to figure out what |confused|
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So for $20 I could get 5 400 words blog posts?
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UW, so you're a cunning linguist who enjoys cunnilingus?
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Serious question, do you do mainstream articles? If so what niche(s).
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Good luck with the writting :) I hate writting for people lol i did it a bunch off and on this past year, they always send me the worst horrible shit to write about it makes me fucking insane :D I will send you some work when people ask me :) I really don't want to do it now and got the delivery work going again on the side.
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ohh gonna send u a pm with a guy with tons of steady work hes good too one of the few i didnt mind working for :)
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There, the first blog post with UW's writing skills is up on my big black ass blog :)
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UW, you're a great writer and providing your services at an unbelievable price. You should be swamped with work in no time.
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Ugh, seriously? Who's doing the writing for you?
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