The "What Are You Working On?" Thread - Month Of March 2017
 

Let's see...

Updating LOR daily & Chubby Links on Saturdays.

Still working on getting Porn Luv where we want it so we can start accepting galleries.

Probably gonna turn Anal Sex Fest into a TGP with TGPX in the coming days/weeks.

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So, Skippy, what are YOU working on? |shake|

At the moment sitting in the shade of a Honda dealer whilst waiting for my car.

I'm moving all my mainstream stuff to GoDaddy business hosting.

Yesterday I bought the domain TzTerri.com and installed a mutisite WordPress on it that I'm going to start moving all may mainstream stuff to. First site on it wil be the A/C website as they are paying me to redo it as a responsive website.

At the moment I'm working on having all my blood sucked out, filtered through a couple of old bed socks, then pumped back into my body less about four pints, which the mechanical leach doing the work keeps for itself.

In other words - dialysis.

At the moment I am mostly working on crashing an entire server farm.

My hosting company sent me a frantic email yesterday. I've been working on a script for ClitPass which is not working. The host told me that they had deleted the script "for the good of the server", because it had generated an error report 1.7tb long (yes 1.7 terabytes)!

That takes some doing, particularly since I've only run it a few dozen times. I can only assume I created an infinity loop with an error in it, that caused it to repeatedly send an error report many, many, many times a second.

Unfortunately I had been working on the script much of the day, and by the time they emailed me I had changed it so much that the error had gone, so I'll never know what I did to create this massive error report (no software I know of is capable of even opening a 1.7tb text file, let alone read it).

Done! Anal Sex Fest |thumb

Just started working on the same for Sunshine Lesbians.

This month's goal is to get lots and lots and lots of new galleries loaded on to my network. Much of the rebuilding is done, so it is time for lots of fresh new stuff. I am just under 4,000 now, and I would love to hit 6,000. Maybe if I work like a fiend... Then I can go back to building galleries myself.

All I do every day is build galleries for my pornstar site and I try to finish up fast so I get more time to play the new Zelda game.. :)

Just busy dropping Cleo's sites :)
Unfortunately I have to do that manually, so over 600 done with about 1200 to go.
Have Mega Porn completely moved over and all the various scripts and chron jobs up and running (well almost as my link checker is broken)
My few hosted clients are moved over
And it looks like my first mailman site is finally working so going to move the second one tomorrow

All my galleries and free sites are still up with no plans on removing them.

These two domains are still up with no plans on taking them down. All my domains redirect there now.
http://porncleo.com
http://cleoerotica.com

So Cleo's porn links will have gone too, right? ...

Yes, gone. It was getting less than 500 hits a day and making zero sales. Actually, all sales have been dead with everything except Foxy's and webcams. But even those things aren't making enough money to invest any real time on them.

Killing Cleo's Links was really depressing. It was my baby and something that did very well at one time. But moving its scripts to a new server would have involved a lot of time and hassle for zero return. I would have left the pages up but without the script, there wasn't any way to leave them up as they were generated by mod rewrite and were actually virtual pages, not static HTML.

My two domains with galleries and free sites will remain up and if sales ever start coming in again I'll build new stuff but after many months of practically zero sales, I needed to find new sources of income or go broke. So now I'm running my AirBnB, doing design work when it comes in and driving for Uber and Lyft. Working really long hours but once again making pretty decent money.

Thanks for an exhaustive explanation and good luck in whatever you're doing! Right now there's only few TGPs for those crazy individuals who're still submitting...

I just worked on sending Jeremy a pm about a partner account.

I've been busy :)

Another Giant Leap For AI
 

So we all know the various catchpas used to check that the person filling in the form is not a robot. Google thinks it is clever because it can detect if you are a human or robot without a catchpa box. Well, I recon I is cleverer than Google. I've just added a perl subroutine to the script that will (eventually) allow you to post to ClitPass. And that subroutine checks to see if you have read the rules. If you try to post without having read the rules at some point in the past, it won't let you fill in the posting form! And I mean actually read the rules. Just opening the rules page and scrolling down won't fool it, it checks that you actually read them.

I tried to help some of you by pointing out how your sites were doing in 2017...but I was ignored. Truth is, as far as SE's go, Cleo's sites sucked dicked. Worthless. Those remaining should get ith the program and correct your poorly performing sites or face the same demise.

I assume you are referring to this thread: http://greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=68406, in which case:

1) I used it, I posted about it, and as a result of the report have downloaded a PDF file about font sizing for 'phones - to read and learn from after I (eventually) finish the submit script for ClitPass, as font sizing appears to be Google's main complaint about my sites.

2) Cleo's site did not "suck dicked"(sic) as you put it. Back in the day it was one of the main link lists - I can remember when getting linked on it was a big thing.

3) We all like a drink on a Friday night, but the wise thing is to wait until Saturday morning before posting (or emailing). Never post (or email) drunk, you may say things you will regret when sober.

Hate to say but Google and the large tubes seem to have killed profits in porn. :(

Foxy's site made huge money for at one time but she hasn't put up anything but old bought content in years plus killed her cams and she has all but killed her site. She still pays me to do her updates but she isn't even making a profit anymore and is basically just keeping it online to boost her escorting income. I make more doing her updates than from sales to her site.

Currently testing my beta posting script for ClitPass, and remembering why I gave up doing free sites. Boring work posting link after link! Still, the good news is that if all goes OK, it should be up and running later today. And even if I spot errors or problems, we are only a few days away.

Yeah, I know, how often have you heard me say similar things?

Well it won't be today. The damn thing is posting every gallery twice, and I have not been able to work out why. It is gone 9:30 here, and I've not yet had dinner, so I'm going to stop fighting with it, cook up a lasagna, and watch some old episodes of the X files, possibly Ripper Street too. I'll get back to ClitPass tomorrow afternoon (I have to go and have a meeting with the council in the morning - really not looking forward to that, I may loose my temper and hit someone).

Truth to that. Just frustrated. No longer interested? Give to someone who is.

When Cleo announced the death of her link list, that was my first thought too. However she later posted that the reason she did not transfer it to her new server was that the age and complexity of the scripts would mean it would need a complete script rebuild. The main reason ClitPass is taking so long to get back on track is because the scripts were corrupted, and required a full rebuild. Sure, I have been unable to work for several months while in hospital, and since coming out have not had a lot of time to work on it due to 6 to 8 hospital/doctor/nurse visits a week, three of which take 7 hours each out of my day (including travelling time). However, if it were not for the need to rescript the site, ClitPass would have been fully up and running long before I got sick, and would have been accepting galleries/sites for over a year now.

So basically, unless a site is an "easy handover" or making loads of money (and who is doing that these days) it is not worth the effort transferring it. And according to Cleo, her site was neither of these things (and if it were, she would be keeping it running herself anyway).

Sad fact of life, this business is dying on it's ass. In a few years time the only porn pushers will be those doing it for the fun of running a porn website. Well, unless porn webmasters have a major sea change in the way they make money, and I can tell you that from spending lots of time |banghead| talking about this on the boards, that ain't going to happen!

Just done a job I should have done over a year ago. Added the first new submitted gallery to ClitPass (thanks Jeremy).

Only problem is, it broke with my script. :( It would appear either DBI or MySQL does not deal with apostrophes in strings the same way Perl does. So when it found the word -men's- in the gallery description, it broke down. Not a big problem because on checking the galleries I can replace the apostrophe with the & # 39 type notation (which is what I did do when I spotted the problem), but that is a pain so I'll have to add a subroutine to the script that searches for apostrophes and replaces them with the code.

Sorry for being gone :( I was sick for a while. Had a bug that laid me out for close to a month. Sucked.

Then we have been re-grading the house and attempting to renovate our lawn.

So, I have been busy busy offline.

Online I have been tied up with a couple of client projects, one of them is the system that will never end. Then I also wrote a little twitter app for an adult skype chat site. Lets the models send out a tweet from the sites admin panel when they go online.

Personally I have been trying to get my shit together for a pretty big old school type build. I have 10 or 11 name-related domains that I want to build out and have all interlinked, like I said oldschool style. I have a bunch of old content that I have never really used for anything and then I have done some recent content buys.

Now I just have to figure out exactly what it is that I am going to build ;p

Oh yeah, I also have bought 6 .cam domains. They are on sale at a bunch of the registrars for between 4.88 and 4.99 each for the first year. There is a thread by Barry (XLove) at the zoo about it. I used Namecheap for my first .cam purchase about a month ago. This time I bought another 5 .cams through uniregistry. They were 4.88 each and had free privacy. I think when they renew they will be around $30, don't quite remember at the moment. So, if they aren't doing anything for me I will let them drop at that point.

The ones I picked up were:

foxes.cam
camfoxes.cam (protecting a brand there)
wildgirls.cam
kinkysex.cam
easysex.cam
wildsex.cam

I already had cooter.cam

I have them all redirecting to camfoxes.com for right now until I figure out what I will do with them.

That is about all I have going on.