I shaved for the first time in over a week. So thumbs up to me for adulting today. Facial hair makes my face itch (that's why I don't kiss men), otherwise I'd let that shit grow out of pure, unadulterated laziness.
Someone is driving 2 hours to purchase my boat fenders off of CraigsList. Little does he know, I don't have any of the items I have listed on CraigsList, and I am actually luring him here hoping he'll be my friend. Or, obviously, he'll have to fucking die. Also, he's bringing $60.
Have a great damn day. Whores!
