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Originally Posted by Cleo
It's funny how most of my guests want to experience Wilton Manor's gay life as most of my guests are straight.
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Mankind's eternal quest for knowledge is what makes us human!
There was nothing on the top of Everest that made it worth climbing, but someone still climbed it to look. There is nothing of any use at the North Pole except ice, and we have ice makers, but people gave their lives to explore the North Pole. There is not even oxygen to breath on the moon, but we went there for a look-see anyway.
And similarly, there is nothing in a gay bar for a straight person, but that does not stop us visiting them.
Enquiring human minds just need to know.
And that, Your Honour, is why these fine police officers found me in the cellar of a notorious Soho gay bar under a pile of naked nubian twinks all oiled up and with shaved pubes, brandishing a jar of lube and shouting "hurry up and line up before the viagra wears off."
It was simply me playing my part in mankind's constant quest for knowledge, Your Honour.
And honestly, I have no idea how that horse got there, I did not order it.
Nor do I know why the horse was wearing a tutu.