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Old 2017-03-02, 06:20 AM   #1
Useless
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Tuesday, March 2nd

Good morning, old friends. And you too, Greenie.

I need to get my ass up from this chair and get ready for work. I think "getting ready" will consist of changing my undies and putting on yesterday's jeans and a clean-ish shirt. I'm not going to shower. I'm not going to shave. Fuck that. Cleanliness is next to godliness, and I'm not godly, so, well, yeah.

Have a grand day, you fuckers.
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