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Old 2014-09-04, 08:23 AM   #4
Simon
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Originally Posted by Greenguy View Post
Maybe not great, but my standard reply to people asking "How ya doing?" is "Miserable"
I like watching their expression change if you answer "How ya doing?" with "How much time do you have?"

Some get that instant very concerned look. Others look like they just realized they're late for something very important. Still waiting for the one I'd like to hear: "Not enough for what the fuck ever you're about to tell me!"

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