Personally I find my ever fattening ass to be a great source comfort especially when I have to sit on those had bus benches waiting for the bus to McDonalds.
I have a hairy bush too. It isn't that I want a hairy bush but it is just too hard to hold my belly up so that I can get to it and shave it.
Off to cook a big fat steak and potatoes and go to bed…
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