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Originally Posted by binxgook
Finally finished moving into the new house. I swear to god when porn makes me a millionaire  I will just leave everything behind and buy all new shit. My hands hurt,my back is fucked, and I just now got internet back on. I think I'm a gonna get drunk and give the wife the best 30 seconds of her life  |
Tell ya what, if porn makes you millionaire, you can hire me to give your wife the best time of her life. What I lack in skill, I make up for in repulsive sounds and deranged facial expressions.