Okay, I've got one.
Guy walking down the street and sees this sign next to a ladder. Sign reads "The Ladder To Success".
Guy thinks, what the hell! He starts climbing. He gets to the top.
There sits this fat sonofabitch, wearing only a pair of white, stained jockeys, that hold the biggest mellon-sized set of balls you ever did see.
Fat fuck says, "Hi...I'm Cess."