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Useless · 2019-03-05, 08:17 AM

It's 31 degrees here because the weather never really makes up its mind. I'm enjoy this continuous head cold from the incessant temperature fluctuations.

I was watching the recent Space X launch and have decided to become an astronaut. After this cold goes away, obviously. For me, the most amazing part is that the primary rocket thingy doesn't crash in the ocean. The damn thing lands on its feet on a landing pad. After it does its job of getting the passenger thingy into space, the 9 motors shut off and it detaches. Somehow, (I'm thinking magic) it does a controlled descent to earth, then one of the engines re-ignites to make the landing soft.

IT'S FUCKING VOODOO, I TELL YOU!

2019-03-05, 08:17 AM	#3
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	It's 31 degrees here because the weather never really makes up its mind. I'm enjoy this continuous head cold from the incessant temperature fluctuations. I was watching the recent Space X launch and have decided to become an astronaut. After this cold goes away, obviously. For me, the most amazing part is that the primary rocket thingy doesn't crash in the ocean. The damn thing lands on its feet on a landing pad. After it does its job of getting the passenger thingy into space, the 9 motors shut off and it detaches. Somehow, (I'm thinking magic) it does a controlled descent to earth, then one of the engines re-ignites to make the landing soft. IT'S FUCKING VOODOO, I TELL YOU! __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.