Morning!
We were supposed to be going to Yell's for a cookout tomorrow to celebrate Dilf's Day, but it's supposed to rain, so The Bitch says that now everyone is coming here
My plan for today
was to work for a little bit, then putter around the house, taking care of all the little shit that needs to be done (leaky gutter, broken light switch, hook up a 2nd hose, etc.). Most of you know The Bitch keeps a very tidy house...when she doesn't have a broken leg. Most of you also know that The Bitch is not going to let a broken leg stop her from cleaning the house from top to bottom since people might see a speck of dust on the floor in the corner of the kitchen. This means that I have to basically get the house ready for company
to her standards before she finishes working tonight at 6:30
I hope you can enjoy your Saturday