Morning!
Monday Morning
Non-Existent Co-Worker: So, what'd you do this weekend?
Me: Cleaned the rugs.
NECW: That's it?
Me: Yup!
NECW: Friday night, all day Saturday, AND all day Sunday??
Me: YUPPERS!
I'm living the high life!
I'll obviously be cleaning the carpets again today, as The Bitch has "SUPER DUPER SMELL" and still smells "something."
At least it's raining - otherwise, she'd have me working out in the yard where
👀 looks around 👀 there are people 😱 that can see me 