Long, double hospital appointment today. But before that I won an online (virtual) fishing contest. You had to collect non-existent virtual bottle tops, convert them into non-existent virtual fish lures, then go to a non-existent virtual lake, get in a non-existent virtual boat, throw a non-existent virtual line over the side and catch more non-existent virtual fish than the rest of the competitors.
The weirdest part is that the quantity of fish was measured by weight of fish, not number of fish, so someone weighed these non-existent virtual fish to come up with a winner!
Sadly, although there was a cash prize, it was non-existent virtual cash.
