I just had to explain to a Management Recruiter for Northrop Grumman that I can't let him send my resume to the really HIGH FUCKING PAYING 40 HOUR A WEEK job because I would need to pass a full Department of Defense Security Clearance.
*giggle* *pained gasp* *giggle* *hilarious pain*
He couldn't understand why I was insisting that I wouldn't pass a DOD background check since I have no criminal record. Didn't I want the 85K+ a year job working for the Government Defense Contractor?
I explained using a few choice words. Strippers, porn sites and a lifestyle that will make their
hair test machines light up like a small sun.
To which he laughed his ass off and thanked me for giving him the heads up.
Me. Working for the Man.
