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I use the word irony sparingly, but I'm thinking that Mr. Exotic's experience on the handicap ramp is one of the very few instances of irony found in nature.

Go see a doctor and cut that ramp into kindling.

The wife is home for the rest of the week, then she'll be gone, daddy, gone. I will be a very lonely boy. She said that she's not worried about the kids, but she is worried about me. Now, why would someone worry about a guy like me, who is so amazingly emotionally stable? I am a rock.