Good Morning
dog vomit and poop really blows... been fighting them for years.
I once had a small puppy I let sleep in my bed, it turned into a stinking beast that hogged the covers, and it took me about 3 years to break him of the habit.
I'd wake up occasionally and in the middle of the night he would be at the foot of the bed corner, head under the covers and ass hanging out.
I even recently trained them to sleep in the front room because the slurping dog noises in the middle of the night really started to bother me.
I feel your pain.