I never thought I would really get this email:
"Hello Sir,
i want to offer my sister for your site, she is also willing to do it, where should i contact you and what will you pay me for this, if you want we can send you few of her home made clips
Looking farward hearing from you" 
I knew these guys were really out there but damn......
I like the "
and what will you pay me for this" part -