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Old 2008-08-05, 08:53 AM   #16
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Originally Posted by terry View Post
...you guessed it, more fucking rain today.
How long has it been since we've had a day that was completely dry? The sun is shining right now, forming a wonderful glare across my screen, but I know it won't last. And why won't it last? Because Mother Nature refuses to allow my pool to get over 80 fargin' degrees!

Well, I called my father at midnight last night, as I often do, and I made the MISTAKE of mentioning the death of Solzhenitsyn. He went on his rant about how he's read all of Solzhenitsyn and all of Tolstoy and all of Dostoevsky and much of Nabokov and how they are all fairly depressing, but well worth the read. Now, how is it possible to have read that much, yet still employ the irritatingly constant use of double negatives and pronounce the days of the week as Mondee, Tuesdee, Wednesdee, etc?
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