Stokeometer- (stoke-ahm-i-ter) A guage used to describe an individual's level of stokedness
Usage-
"Dude, I just heard BC is heading to Ponygirls Hacienda."
"Dude, her stokeometer must be registering off the charts right about now!"
"Dude!, easily a Stoke 5"
"Dude, Ponygirl is the Governor of Stokelahoma"
"Dude"