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Originally Posted by Greenguy
Welcome to all the new members that signed up to the board in July 2005!
Please post here & say Hello! to the board  |
How much we bettin for anyways?
Bawhahaa!
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Ok, here we go... I'm gonna honest boys an girls I've joined about 8 or 10 of these boards over the last 2 ta 3 weeks and I'm just about itroductioned out! Bawhahaa!
---- But here we go, I'm gonna give it another whirl...
My names Greg, and my wifes name is Leanna. Were from Indiana, and where not selling anything or tryin to scoot or Sig up the board. Where just out here to read some articles and hopefully make some friends. We were in the strip club business for a little over 40 years between the 2 of us and we retired this last fall. Which was about a year longer than I wanna to stick around but we did anyways.
Umm, we run our site canshakeit.com, yada, yada, yada.
Umm, been out here a little over 5 years now, yada, yada, yada.
Umm, I have been a regular poster on the abb board for a few months. Met some real nice folks there.
Umm, I don't know nothing about the porn business, but I do know about strippers and strip clubs though yada, yada.
I'm not a webmaster, even though I thought I was a few months ago. Bawhahahaaa!
O'well, live and learn I guess.
--- So is this about a dull ass introduction or what... Now if you guys had a mic and could crank some Rock an Roll I'd light this Rascal up for ya!
--- How bout we turn around and go this direction...
Good Evening Ladies Gentelmen....
ANNNDD Welcome to Show Time at Green Guy and Jim's!!!
We are proud to introduce this next lovely honey to the stage...
YOUR Feature Attraction this week....
SHEEEE's Coming Up NEXT!!! Jock Jams playin in the background... Micheal Buffer comes on with the Leetttttttt's Get Ready to Rummmmmmble!!!
.... Ok, now its my turn again...
Ladies an Gentlemen the lovely lady were about to present to you on that center stage has appeared many of your
Favorite MENS Magines!!! Like Hustlers BUSTY BEAUTIES!!! ... Gallery!!! Gent!!! Score!!! LegShow!!! High Society!!! and a host of MANY others!
Shes traveled Coast to Coast and won such contests as HOT Legs! Bikini! and BEST Undress Body!!!
ANDDDDD Ladies and Gentlemen
WEEEE'VE got her for you Right Here
LIIIIVE and in the
Flesh!!!
Soooooooo Without and further adoo...
Let's put our hands together ladies and Gentlemen AND
HELP Me Welcome!!!
The
Lovely Leannaaaaaaaaa Taylor!!!
.........Ok now...
[Clap Here] Bawhahhaaa!
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Well Boys and Girls that's my personal best with a keyboard, and hopefully you don't count off for spelling around here.
Hell I've just flat run outta gas introducing myself on these boards folks!
I'll sure chime in here if I get chance to though, or know about something.
And I won't chase the girls round the pole to much...
CanShakeit bows to the crowd hoping they don't notice he has fingers crossed about chasing the girls to much...
Naww hell, I'm lieing... I been maried to the same woman for 28 years now, and Happy. So the girls are safe around me...
Hell, besides that I got a tiny wennie anyway!
So Howdy do Folks!