If you paypal me 500 dollars or so, I'll make sure the boogeymen dont pop out of your closet and shit on your chest while you sleep.
any takers?
this is only good for members of the "DSOMB" (Dont Shit On Me Boogeyman). While we can possibly block him from shitting on members if you're not a member you're gonna get shit on!
send 499.99 to.....
christ. i'm going back to fucking bed.