I would really love you guys if you could help me!

[Tobbe]

Okey im pretty new on this board and pretty new to the link list business but im currently working on my 1st one :)

im from sweden so i would like to get a little help on descriptions for my categories.
i really suck on those..

so if you have any good description for those categories out with it ! i would really appreaciate it :)

Amaters -
Anal -
Anime/Hentai -
Asian -
Ass -
BBW -
Big Dick -
Big Tits -
Bisexual -
Blowjob -
Bondage -
Cumshot -
Ebony - when you go black you never come back
Fetish -
Gay -
Group Sex -
Hairy -
Hardcore -
Indian -
Interracial -
Latina -
Lesbian -
Mature -
Panties -
Pornstars -
Shemale -
Spanking -
Teens -
Voyeur -

Thanx to all the serious replies! |waves|

[security_man]

are you asking for us to do the desciptions for you or are you just asking for definitions so that you can come up with your own?

actually the best thing to do would be to put up what you think would be good and then let folks critique them. We can make sure they make sense etc...

i like your desctipt of ebony tho... i use it on mine LOL

[Tobbe]

okey i will try to come up with some dirty descritions :)
yeh that black one is the only one i got from my head :)

[Greenguy]

"Ebony - when you go black you never come back"

What if you're already black?

Stop thinking like a white guy :D

[security_man]

Originally posted by Greenguy
"Ebony - when you go black you never come back"

What if you're already black?

Stop thinking like a white guy :D HEY! i resemble that remark :p

how bout the westly snippes quote "ever play roulette? Always bet on black!" :D

[Cleo]

Hmmm… I'm a mixed race bisexual, I'm so confused some days. :D
|couch|

[Fonz]

Teens - fart after eating beans

[Cleo]

BBW - Big Beached Wales

Indian - The other dark meat

Pornstars - I fuck for money

Cumshot - Just Plan nasty

Shemale - The Other Sex

Bisexual - I'll fuck anything human

Ass - The end

[security_man]

Originally posted by Cleo
Ass - The end ROFL NICE!!!!!!

[Torn Rose]

Originally posted by Cleo
Hmmm… I'm a mixed race bisexual, I'm so confused some days. :D
|couch|

Wow.... I am so turned on right now....

|waves|

[MrMaryLou]

Originally posted by Cleo
BBW - Big Beached Wales

Indian - The other dark meat

Pornstars - I fuck for money

Cumshot - Just Plan nasty

Shemale - The Other Sex

Bisexual - I'll fuck anything human

Ass - The end


Not BBW - Big Beached Wales

But should be BBW - More Cushin For The Pushin

[Cleo]

Somehow I knew you would have a comment on that. LOL

Asian - Me fuck you long time long time long time long time…

Voyeur - Out of focus content goes here

Amaters - It's the default on most submit forms so everything goes here

Panties - What are these?

Big Dick - Photoshoped images for your amazement

Mature - OMG, it's me

[Useless]

Spanking-What you are doing right now
Big Tits-Plastic Surgeon General approved
Anime-Cause Bugs Bunny is so damned hot

[Smoothie]

Tobbe,

You seem to have a pretty fair command of English so I would just recommend to use your imagination and use plenty of good keywords in your descriptions....more or less just like any website you build.

[Tobbe]

okey well i will try to do that and then you guys can take a look at it later on :) thanx for all the replys! :)

|waves|

[kristian]

Originally posted by Cleo
BBW - Big Beached Wales


The welsh might resemble that remark :D

[dareutwo]

Hmmm… I'm a mixed race bisexual, I'm so confused some days

I know what you mean Cleo :)

Try explaining to interracial kids their nationality... we stopped counting at 39.
When asked their race the kids now simply say "human".
Believe it or not, they don't get asked about it... lol

[Tommy]

when you go black you never come back - thats really bad
maybe try something more original

Latina - Fence Hoppers
ebony - welfare ho's
Asian - slant eye sluts

[Linkster]

Tommy - :) as usual short and sweet sales text

take a look at the boxcovers on DVDS or videos and look at the short descriptions they use to entice sales - it'll give ya a good idea of what sells (or in this case gets surfers to click thru)

[Toni KatVixen]

Originally posted by MrMaryLou
But should be BBW - More Cushin For The Pushin

I use that description of myself during my shows........& they aren't going to get any bruises off of these bones. |boobies|

[Tommy]

Hey Linkster how ya been

ya know a tgp with really racial decriptions could be funny

[Linkster]

Tommy :) sure would - especially if its done with the right humor - sorta like the old Don Rickels stuff that would offend everyone - I always thought Rudebitch did a good job with her TGP and this could be a good expansion idea - Ill see if I have an offensive domain laying around LOL |jester|

[Cleo]

politicallyincorrectporn.com is available.

[Linkster]

well - I do have racialtgp.com :)

Warning: Some content here may be offensive - oh well |jester|
If you don't like it or don't know what satire is - LEAVE!

Racial TGP - everything from blonde airheads to foodstamp fuckers, Humpme Dumpme babes to hot pepper taco pussy



Had to post this one:
What does an Australian girl use for protection during sex?

A bus shelter

[greengurl]

when it comes to PANTIES . . . . . .

it means you have to include pics of gays wearing panties, while having anal sex with the other gay . . . . .