Feeling Uncreative & Need Help With Descriptive Text?

[Greenguy]

Huff Post Comedy just posted The Most Ridiculous Sexual Phrases From Romance Novels (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/16/romance-novel-phrases_n_7545244.html?1434474172) based on their findings at Sex in the Romance: A Review of Romantic Encounters of the Close Kind (http://home.epix.net/~jlferri/sexrom.html).

Here's some samples:

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I know where I'll be going when I'm stuck trying to describe a site |thumb

[CD Smith]

I've written and sold 100's of adult stories over the years and can't say I've ever used even one of those.

I must be doing it wrong. :(

[ecchi]

I've written and sold 100's of adult stories over the years and can't say I've ever used even one of those.
Not sold as many as you, and not used any of those phrases. But I have written lines describing sex that I have later re-read and thought "What the hell was I thinking?"