Look At What Came In The Mail Today! [Archive]

ecchi

2015-03-10, 04:20 AM

Ramster

2015-03-10, 08:21 AM

CONGRATS! It looks kind of cool :)

ecchi, all Greenie's family and friends know what he does, it's no secret so I'm sure he will display it proudly.

Greenguy

2015-03-10, 10:12 AM

Congrats. However one question comes to mind:

If you win something like an Oscar or Grammy you would put it where everyone can see it. But what about an AVN award? Are you going to display it where all your visitors will see it, or are you going to hide it away because you have some friends you don't want to know that you are an "award winning pornographer"?

The Bitch was sitting on the couch watching TV, so I walked into the living room with it & started looking around, then put it right in front of the TV. She said no lol So now it's sitting on the mantle about my fireplace (which is also my office)

Cleo

2015-03-10, 10:18 AM

it's sitting on the mantle about my fireplace
What does it say "about my fireplace."

Greenguy

2015-03-10, 10:20 AM

http://greenguysboard.com/greenguy/avnhofdisplay.jpg

Cleo

2015-03-10, 10:24 AM

http://greenguysboard.com/greenguy/avnhofdisplay.jpg |thumb|thumb|thumb

Greenguy

2015-03-10, 10:39 AM

I figured I might as well show you the entire mantle :)

http://greenguysboard.com/greenguy/avnhofdisplay2.jpg

Cleo

2015-03-10, 10:57 AM

You are going to need a bigger mantle. :D

tadpole

2015-03-10, 11:22 AM

|bighappy| Well done, looks better than an Oscar!

Useless

2015-03-10, 09:15 PM

I was the model for the female figure on that statue. True story.

Congratulations! |bow||greenguy|

JustRobert

2015-03-10, 09:18 PM

Congrats To You Greenie!

CD Smith

2015-03-13, 02:09 PM

Pretty cool GG.

Nobody ever sent me an award for any of my sites per se, but one of my fetish sites back in the day did catch the eye of the people behind True Blood (the series), and they actually sent me a collector sample of actual True Blood (the beverage). It arrived in a little black velvet satchel thingy and everything. I posted about it on the boards but no other webmaster seems to have gotten one so... I feel a little special. :D

But damn, a bonified AVN award. I'd have to hide it, but still pretty cool. I too had a few of my old (OLD!) sites listed on your site back in the day so am living a little vicariously through you right now.

Congrats.

Greenguy

2015-03-13, 03:08 PM

...people behind True Blood (the series), and they actually sent me a collector sample of actual True Blood (the beverage). It arrived in a little black velvet satchel thingy and everything. I posted about it on the boards but no other webmaster seems to have gotten one so... I feel a little special. :D

Now THAT is fucking cool!! |thumb Post a pic when you get a chance :)

CD Smith

2015-03-13, 05:21 PM

http://members.shaw.ca/cyberdogs/pics/trueblood01.jpg

CD Smith

2015-03-13, 05:25 PM

That arrived about 5 years ago or so, give or take, thereabouts.

I still have it, on a shelf in my living room, still in that neat little black velvet satchel, sitting in front of a mirror.

I seriously had no idea it was coming, and was absolutely out of my mind with giddyness when I opened up the 'mystery box' the UPS guy delivered and found out what it was, and who sent it.

Greenguy

2015-03-15, 10:11 AM

Very Cool!!! |thumb

CD Smith

2015-03-15, 01:56 PM

Very Cool!!! |thumb

So is an AVN award. It's the equivlent in our business of like winning an Oscar for cryin' out loud.

Thinking of all the thousands upon thousands of webmasters, pornstars, pay sites, affiliates of all manner and stripe out there, myself included, all of whom have made untold amounts of cash from getting listings on a site like yours over the past 15+ years. It boggles the mind.

Other than a night with Lisa Ann I don't know of a higher award the industry could bestow on you.

Greenguy

2015-03-15, 03:04 PM

Oh stop! I'm blushing |lol|

bDok

2015-03-19, 12:16 AM

That's awesome GG! Lookin good up there.

2015-03-19, 05:43 AM

Congratz GG.

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/picture.php?albumid=25&pictureid=153

Fonz

2015-03-19, 11:26 AM

A late congrats is in order here :)

My collection is limited to Buddy Christ. He is still standing next to my computer. People sometimes ask me if I'm religious if they see him. I never answer that question...

jollyhumper

2015-03-19, 04:45 PM

Congratulations from me as well.

But that took a while, didn't it?

J:)lly

ecchi

2015-03-20, 05:08 AM

People sometimes ask me if I'm religious if they see him. I never answer that question...
The best answer for that question is to point out that there is no proof that God exists, but there is also no proof that he does not exist. So only a complete moron would answer either "yes" or "no" to that question.

The good thing about that answer is that when people ask you about your religion, 90% of the time they want an excuse to tell you why their belief (or non-belief) is the Truth. But pointing out to them that having any belief either way would make them a moron usually shuts them up before they start!

Although if you are pushed and have to give a yes or no answer, always say that you do not believe in God. This is because people who evangelise about atheism tend to go on for longer and be a lot more insistent that you agree they are correct, that these who evangelise about God (any god).

jollyhumper

2015-03-20, 07:00 AM

The best answer for that question is to point out that there is no proof that God exists, but there is also no proof that he does not exist. So only a complete moron would answer either "yes" or "no" to that question.

The good thing about that answer is that when people ask you about your religion, 90% of the time they want an excuse to tell you why their belief (or non-belief) is the Truth. But pointing out to them that having any belief either way would make them a moron usually shuts them up before they start!

Although if you are pushed and have to give a yes or no answer, always say that you do not believe in God. This is because people who evangelise about atheism tend to go on for longer and be a lot more insistent that you agree they are correct, that these who evangelise about God (any god).

Spot on! I just had this discussion an hour ago.
I do not believe he exists, but who am I to state that as a fact?

The word believe is a key here.

Jolly

2015-03-20, 07:06 AM

So now this thread is the ultimate one. It has everything. Sex, religion and money ( somewhere in the middle )

ecchi

2015-03-20, 07:23 AM

So now this thread is the ultimate one. It has everything. Sex, religion and money ( somewhere in the middle )

But it don't got drugs. :(

Greenguy

2015-03-20, 09:39 AM

Drugs?! Where?! Can I have some???? :D

CD Smith

2015-03-20, 02:15 PM

Politics.

The last ingredient that should be in any thread is politics. :D

Steven Harper's a closet narcoleptic!
Obama is soft on incremental georotational desabilizationism!

There, thread complete.

Now about those drugs... got any good anti-inflam/muscle relaxers?

Greenguy

2015-03-20, 02:32 PM

Now about those drugs... got any good anti-inflam/muscle relaxers?
What do you have to offer in a trade? |couch|

ecchi

2015-03-20, 05:32 PM

Drugs?! Where?! Can I have some???? :D

When I used to work for a big company, when someone had something to celebrate (birthday, promotion, winning an award, etc.) they would bring in cake and share with everyone. Since you are the one winning an award, I think you should be the one bringing in the drugs and sharing.

So come on..... Give!

CD Smith

2015-03-24, 01:15 PM

What do you have to offer in a trade? |couch|

Ha. Okay I'll play. I have some 750 mg SI (24 hr slow-release) Naproxins for pain relief.

Gabapentin (repairs nerve damage for some) (I take it for sciatica)

Got some expired vitamins I can throw in.

Damn I just realized my pharmaceuticals I have on hand SUCK. |huh

I had a really bad upper back/neck jam-up about 15 years ago, and something called "Norflex" was prescribed to me. It was half anti-inflammatory and half muscle relaxant. Damn did they ever work well, cleared up that horrible pain and immobility I had in about one day. (I suffered with it for an entire week at the behest of my chiropractor)

But Norflex isn't available in Canada any longer. At least not where I am.

Greenguy

2015-03-24, 03:14 PM

I heard that the kids these days are snorting Gabapentin - I was on it for a little bit a long time ago, but the side-effects were too much.

MeatPounder

2015-03-25, 09:24 AM

Congratulations from me as well.

But that took a while, didn't it?

J:)lly

Just like the old timers committee in Baseballs Hall of Fame

CD Smith

2015-04-01, 12:49 PM

I heard that the kids these days are snorting Gabapentin - I was on it for a little bit a long time ago, but the side-effects were too much.

What were your side effects?

I took them for 2 months, 1 per day (300 mg). I'm not really sure what effect(s) they've had on me, as I have a lot of little symptomy things always going on.

I can't say I feel WORSE from them though. But I'd like to hear what you went through while taking them.

Edit; I'm convinced kids will snort anything these days. As long as it's got a nice long confusing pharmaceutical name even grandma's gout pills all crushed up will suffice. |lol|

jollyhumper

2015-04-01, 03:32 PM

hmmmm, except for the stuff the doctor prescribes me, I don't do drugs.
So why haven't we talked about alcohol? You've all heard the Ian Dury song "Sex,drugs and Alcohol |loony|" :-p

Reconfigurering my workstation, only survivable thing to do is to drink beer along with the process

Have we covered it all now?

J:)lly

Greenguy

2015-04-01, 04:50 PM

What were your side effects?
My joints, especially my knees, were killing me - and I guess that is a common side effect.

hmmmm, except for the stuff the doctor prescribes me, I don't do drugs.

I used to be like that, until I checked myself into detox on April 11th :D

CD Smith

2015-04-05, 02:34 PM

My joints, especially my knees, were killing me - and I guess that is a common side effect.

Maybe that's why I didn't notice side effects. I have general achiness in my back and stemming FROM my back into pretty much all over, it's a standard thing with me. So some extra of that wouldn't really register much. ha

Haven't had any problems with my knees though, that's one small blessing. :D

On a side note a muscle in my upper back decided to act up last week. Woke up Thursday morning and couldn't move. Neck, shoulder and right arm were virtually imobilized, incredible pain. But as luck would have it I found an old prescription in the back of my med cupboard for celebrex (muscle relaxer). 18 hours and 3 pills later I was able to move around again.

Those pills were way WAYYY out of date though. :D (but thank God I had them)